Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[snipellis11]

So dull again, we have become so boring.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Under Martinez Jagielka even looked finished. It's been over two years and he's still starting games for us.

Reason #374 why we're absolutely appalling.

 

[ricer10]

7 shots ....none on target ....nuff said.

 

[Neiler]

Two massive spoofers Henry and Martinez, feel sorry for Belgium.

 

[Soap]

I dread it. My god. What have we become. Our standards have dropped so much.

Our standards have been low for decades. Our fans were happy with David Moyes treading water for god sake.

Club is a mess.

 

[ProZ]

Ever been watching a football match and thought.... Hmmm, those skirting boards could do with a hoover

Never, my skirting boards are always immaculate

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Hope Niasse gets a run-out................................................. Lewin on the left for Bolaise it is then.

 

[ADT]

What is Bolassie ??

A waste

 

[Prevenger17]

Our standards have been low for decades. Our fans were happy with David Moyes treading water for god sake.

Club is a mess.

Not now Soap

 

[blueloon]

were there boos at half time?

Just Newcastle fans booing Pickford, crowd is taking cue from team and can’t be arsed.

 

[BernieWright13]

Very good first half, just lacking the final ball.

- we’ve seen a lot more of the ball than usual, mainly due to our attitude without it; rather than dropping off as we’ve been accustomed to under Sam, we’re playing on the front foot and going to win it back earlier

- Schneiderlin has had an excellent game. Would be interested to see how many interceptions he made in that half

- Bolasie has been poor. Every time we attack, the ball reaches him and the move breaks down

- We’ve looked untroubled at the back

- Tosun’s link up play has been good

Just need to find that bit of extra quality in the final third and take one of these chances.

Crack or spice?

 

[maccavennie]

Shut up Romberto

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Martinez trying not to smirk here

 

[Wat Tyler]

I dread it. My god. What have we become. Our standards have dropped so much.

We need a big clear out. Like a closing down sale one, big yellow tape across the Martinez mural and all that.

 

[Blues Harp]

Our standards have been low for decades. Our fans were happy with David Moyes treading water for god sake.

Club is a mess.

Stop complaining you are in the cup final