Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[orly]

morgan like a different player so far. guess he doesn't want sam out like the rest of us

Playing for his move.

 

[navidson]

Ever been watching a football match and thought.... Hmmm, those skirting boards could do with a hoover

 

[Neiler]

Ha it’s like we actually try to f everything up.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Just cross the ball FFS! Too much ersing around and then it goes backwards.

 

[billyblue80]

It's that bad I'm almost hoping we don't win. That smug Fat head will claim all credit for this dire performance

 

[ilikecheese]

Someone has to be attacking that ball from Baines.

 

[PeregrineT]

Someone freaking attack the ball, thats 2 times in a minute balls got rolled across the box and strikers stood there.

 

[Tubey]

Ever been watching a football match and thought.... Hmmm, those skirting boards could do with a hoover

lollollol

 

[N.S.N.O.]

Same player...



The best part of this was Jags super calm celebration, like he did that every day in training....

Reckon we can forgive him tonight's effort....

 

[Jamiednm]

Pickford, Coleman, Walcott and Tosun can stay. Honourable retirements for Jags and Baines, the rest can be moved on.

 

[Zezti]

4 players just watching the ball roll past them in the box...

 

[Neiler]

Bring the big man on ffs.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Here come the happy clappers in one minute. A well-deserved standing ovation for our heroes out there in Blue. What a performance, blood sweat and tears for the cause so far.

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

Face on Dunc

 

[The binman chronicles]

What's with Rooney standing by Baines everytime he goes to take a free kick? As one of our supposedly better finishers surely he should be trying to get on the end of a cross!