Match Thread Everton v AFC Bournemouth - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[JohnRoss23]

See you all next season

 

[deipnosophist]

A disappointing result but an unsurprising one. Bournemouth are something of a bogey team for us ( what the Germans call an angstgegner).
I don’t intend to watch the EPL next season but I hope Everton does ok. To be honest, I prefer watching the Wellington Phoenix these days


NSNO

 

[deipnosophist]

Oh, and I note we finished 12th...how very Everton. So totally irrelevant nowadays

 

[NathDogg]

Thank Christ that's it finished, at least for a few weeks, when we all start equal again...who the hell am I kidding - bloody VAR, bent refs, diving barstewards in other teams - ah bollocks, I'll still be back hoping we can get out of the cul-de-sac we're in, after turning another corner.

Massive job for Marcel this summer window, possibly even make or break for him? Don't let us down brandsy!

Next season for Carlo on the pitch, depending on our midfield/squad post window - I'll take any improvement on 12th and some cup runs, as signs of progress (a cup win please football god's, let us win a cup FFS).

Off the pitch, just get BMD started Mosh & Uncle Uzzy - that's the key to our future.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Drome
Colestar - Brandog - Kegs - LucaLuc
T-Dingle - Pirlo - Hawk - B-Dango
50m - Moist​

You should be banned for this to be honest...

 

[Ring master]

Now the footy has finished, we now can look forward to 6/7 weeks of moaning why didnt we sign this player or that player,by the time the 1st day arrives lol

 

[Rook]

A disappointing result but an unsurprising one. Bournemouth are something of a bogey team for us ( what the Germans call an angstgegner).
I don’t intend to watch the EPL next season but I hope Everton does ok. To be honest, I prefer watching the Wellington Phoenix these days
NSNO

all of the prem is an angstegner to us

 

[sdk]

Not the best way to end the season, but the restart was an even worse way to end the season so fiddle dee dee.

I'm just glad that it's now accepted public health protocol that I wash my hands of this. Onward and upward. Or maybe sideways.

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

If we signed Zaha we would of had at least another 9 points

He's got 4 goals for Palace this season. And he would have faced the same problem - no assists from midfield. He might have won a couple of penalties, but with our record would more likely been red carded for simulation.

 

[GON ZO BLUE]

I've just borrowed this from a poster Patrick McFarlane on Toffeeweb.

It pretty much sums up this clubs ineptitude with recruitment and Brands is responsible for some of this ineptitude also.

When you see them listed as below all together, it really hits home how much trouble we are in.

Patrick McFarlane's apt comment:
"Despite the salaries, they can't or won't be motivated!"

Bernard Anicio Caldeira Duarte £120,000
Yerry Mina £120,000
Andre Gomes £112,212
Jordan Pickford £100,000
Gylfi Sigurdsson £100,000
Theo Walcott £100,000
Richarlison de Andrade £90,000
Lucas Digne £90,000
Fabian Delph £80,000
Seamus Coleman £70,000
Leighton Baines £65,000
Michael Keane £60,000
Cenk Tosun £60,000
Oumar Niasse £55,000
Moise Kean £53,173
Alex Iwobi £50,000
Cuco Martina £35,000
Tom Davies £25,000
Mason Holgate £25,000
Beni Baningime £8,000
Dominic Calvert-Lewin N/A
Jean-Philippe Gbamin N/A
Djibril Sidibe
Loanees
Guaranteed annual salaries.
Yannick Bolasie £3,900,000
Sandro Ramírez £3,380,000
Muhamed Besic £1,560,000
Luke Garbutt £1,456,000
Jonas Lossl £1,456,000
Kieran Dowell £780,000
Jonjoe Kenny £780,000
Shani Tarashaj £780,000

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

nothing Pickford could have done there tbf

Nothing? Well he could have done what a goalkeeper's supposed to do and stop the ball going through his hands!!

 

[Cool_Blue]

If at least 6 of that team today are not shown the door before next season we are screwed.

 

[ChesterBlue]

I am so glad I went on a date instead of watching this. Awesome date, awful game lol

 

[deipnosophist]

all of the prem is an angstegner to us

true that

 

[Dixieslegs]

I think people are underestimating just how bad we are. From a basically flawed goalkeeper, to a midfield unable to complete 5 yd passes. Our best players will look to move, out worst players ( which is a lot ) will sit on 100 grand a week contracts. Next year WE WILL be in Bournemouth's position unless something radical happens. Tom davies wouldn't look out if place in a mid table championship team.. Gomes has all the tome in the world ( apparently), unfortunately we do not.