Who needs Liverpool fans to bring us down when we have our own eh?
us and *them* arguing like two gummy pensioners about who's got most teeth left in their heads.

How much is 7th worth over 9th then lids?
Cheese on toast?
Exactly. It's not saying that we're boss again as we're clearly not.
But we finished above them and it will stop their crowing for a bit. Obviously it was all an FA conspiracy to let us finished four points ahead and Sir Alex Ferguson has meddled somehow but you can pipe them down real quick this summer by referring them to the league table.
My turn again....it's like your house has just been burgled; but next door's house has just been firebombed.
Don't think they'll be too happy about it like, even if they deny it. Which in itself makes it very nice indeed thanks.
This is only the second time in my lifetime were we've finished above them. (Okay so third but second since I could actually speak and walk.)
Does it make up for us bottling the semi? Of course not. Does it make it a good season? Of course not. Does the fact they beat us three time and won a cup take the shine of it? Of course it does.
But it's still nice. It still gives you something to throw at the RS fans. If you can't enjoy this then you're going to be fecking miserable. We've got bugger all else to celebrate.
Basically it's like we lost our jobs three weeks ago and this week I found a fiver in a gutter, I would like to celebrate my good fortune without having people just shout me down with facts and figures about how if I still had my job I'd make that in an hour, anyway. It's true but it's also mean spirited to bring it up. I feel bad enough about losing the job already without it overshadowing everything else.
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