DEMOCRACY': A play in two acts, by Joey66
Act 1 - A Brussels office:
Barnier (I'm not typing the accent): "These are the technical details to work out"
Davis: "Democracy"
Barnier: "Yes, but there are some serious matters to attend to do here. Citizens' rights, the financial settlement, and not forgetting the Irish border."
Davis (who has forgotten Ireland even exists): "Democracy, Fritz"
Quits
Barnier: "I'm actually not German, but regard... this needs to be sorted. Oh, you've changed negotiator."
Raab: "Democracy"
Barnier: "Look, we've just gone ahead and assumed reciprocal rights for citizens. The money is somewhere around this number
scribbles. And the border will need to remain as-is until we can sort it down the line. We'll need a firm assurance on that."
Raab: "No matez, Democracy. We absolutely promise to give you an assurance on that, somewhere down the line"
Barnier: No, the assurance comes now, that we sort something later."
Raab: "Okay. Democracy"
Quits
Barnier: "Time is running short, and this stuff needs signing off"
Barclay: "Democracy. Leave it with me"
Leaves
Act 2 - The House of Commons. The Deal has failed to pass 3 times
Barclay: "Democracy is why you should vote for this extension. And Democracy is why I'm about to vote against it. Democracy for all, and for all their own democracy!"