Hahahahaha.....
“Schools could close, exams could be postponed and fresh food for school meals could run short due to panic buying, according to a leaked report on the dangers of No Deal from the Department for Education.
The risks management memo, seen by the
Guardian, predicts a worst-case outcome of food price increases of 20 per cent, leading to increased costs for the department to provide free school meals to poorer students.
The five-page document – marked 'Official Sensitive' and with the instruction 'Do Not Circulate' – also raises the possibility of teacher absences caused by travel disruption, citing schools in Kent as particularly at risk”
I’d say that you couldn’t make this crap up, but apparently someone is........