Erling Braut Haaland

[Eggs]

…City 1-0 (Haaland).

 

[tommye]

Just wow

 

[tommye]

…City 1-0 (Haaland).

The boy is a machine

 

[The binman chronicles]

Only 1 goal in 13 minutes, pathetic! Just a slightly better version of Stuart Barlow.

 

[Nymzee]

And another

 

[TheBigIguana]

This aged well ?

Or not

I would've rested him but then maybe he really is a cyborg who can't fatigue

 

[polish]

…City 1-0 (Haaland).

Have you ever seen anyone like him?

He's a freak, but he proves that classic poachers are still the most precious you can find.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

He's like a cheat mode on a computer game.

 

[DanEFC92]

Ooh look at me, I score loads of goals. Pathetic.

 

[Sphinn]

I think his biggest quality or whatever you want to call it is that he's always gunning for it 100% and you don't ever see him switch off.

 

[tommye]

Have you ever seen anyone like him?

He's a freak, but he proves that classic poachers are still the most precious you can find.

Watched footy for best part of 50 years.
Never seen anyone as lethal around the goal as him.
His feet are like guided missile launchers, boom and off it goes, back of the net.

Great to watch him

 

[davek]

Remember when you were a kid and a teenager used to jump in the match you were playing and ran rings round everyone: that's Haaland every week.

 

[DanEFC92]

Whoever passed him up for Everton should be shot btw

 

[Nymzee]

Whoever passed him up for Everton should be shot btw

Let’s face it, if he came to us at 18 or whatever, he would not be this right now lol

 

[Furey1878]

Dean played 39 games that season didnt he?

If he did then Haaland can only dream of breaking the record