Erling Braut Haaland

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Oh Erling OMG you're so amazing

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I thought I would hate him, but you just know when you're witnessing greatness.

I remember Torres coming to Goodison and destroying us.

Sometimes you just gotta sit back and watch a footballer.

Look, I get it. I understand how amazing he is, surrounded by his amazing team mates, managed by his amazing manager.

But he'll come to Goodison and hit ten past us. Be real amazing then won't it.

You know what will be amazing to me? When Haaland runs into his Keane. When he's lying upside down in the third row with his ankles around his ears.

We just lost the Grand final so I'm a little sensitive today ok.
 
Look, I get it. I understand how amazing he is, surrounded by his amazing team mates, managed by his amazing manager.

But he'll come to Goodison and hit ten past us. Be real amazing then won't it.

You know what will be amazing to me? When Haaland runs into his Keane. When he's lying upside down in the third row with his ankles around his ears.

We just lost the Grand final so I'm a little sensitive today ok.

Maybe just log off for a bit
 
Look, I get it. I understand how amazing he is, surrounded by his amazing team mates, managed by his amazing manager.

But he'll come to Goodison and hit ten past us. Be real amazing then won't it.

You know what will be amazing to me? When Haaland runs into his Keane. When he's lying upside down in the third row with his ankles around his ears.

We just lost the Grand final so I'm a little sensitive today ok.
Heres a nice relaxing song to lift your mood Skippy.

 
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