Dynamo Kiev v Everton. 19th March at 18.00.

[scratchnsurf]

For the avoidance of doubt, this is an illustration of what happened.

* heads over to the Safari thread to unmask your post in paint*

 

[blue4eva77]

I'm somewhat glad I was too knackered and missed the game.

Antolin is that really you ?

 

[Tubey]

* heads over to the Safari thread to unmask your post in paint*

That guy had skillz to pay the billz.








Alcaraz does not.

 

[marsh]

Coleman was shocking aswell just out of position all the time.

 

[Tubey]

Coleman was shocking aswell just out of position all the time.

He wasn't helped by Alcaraz. I know it sounds like I'm pinning all the blame on him, but Alcaraz would not cover space once the entire game, so Coleman never had a clue whether to stick or twist when they attacked down our right.

He was terrible going forward like.

 

[Muggins]

Listen I've been angry, sad, and now clarity.

There will be another 11 and another boss, so as long as I live, I'll support the club.

Everton FC.

* dances off to Z-Cars

 

[TyphooToffee]

Haemorrhoids

Just thought I'd give Tubey a special mention for getting one of the most difficult words in the English language spot on!

If it wasn't for difficult-to-spell words like diarrhoea and haemorrhoids we'd have been robbed of classics such the easier-to-spell substitutes like the squirts and piles. Not exactly off-topic since we all feel like [Poor language removed] and will have insufferable arseholes to deal with tomorrow.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Better get our arses in gear for Sunday and sort out our flirtation with the bottom 3 or else we are in BIG trouble

 

[Tubey]

Haemorrhoids

If it wasn't for difficult-to-spell words like diarrhoea and haemorrhoids we'd have been robbed of classics such the easier-to-spell substitutes like the squirts and piles. Not exactly off-topic since we all feel like [Poor language removed] and be have insufferable arseholes to deal with tomorrow.

You've spent the last five minutes spell-checking that haven't you?

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Checklist:-

a) cancel my ticket application with UEFA for the final
b) cancel all my provisional annual leave at work booked for 16th / 23rd April, 7th/14th May and 27th May
c) concede to Mrs TD's wish to start decorating and re-carpeting the dining room with the money now saved

 

[ToffeeDoug]

You've spent the last five minutes spell-checking that haven't you?

When I was young, someone said that diarrhoea was actually spelt as air raid backwards. What utter poo.

 

[riddick]

He wasn't helped by Alcaraz. I know it sounds like I'm pinning all the blame on him, but Alcaraz would not cover space once the entire game, so Coleman never had a clue whether to stick or twist when they attacked down our right.

He was terrible going forward like.

Is it his job to? (Alcaraz btw) Last year it was Barry/McCarthy's job to cover when the fullback bombed forward. Barely see them doing so this season..

 

[TyphooToffee]

You've spent the last five minutes spell-checking that haven't you?

I actually once wrote a cryptic crossword clue for haemorrhoids so already knew the spelling.

For the record the clue was Oh-oh, admirers scattered behind swelling!

 

[D410]

I still can believe it from 1-1 to 5-2.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Ducans elbow]

Wolsburg 2-1 up at Inter great f day