Dynamo Kiev v Everton. 19th March at 18.00.

[TyphooToffee]

I'm one of the smartest people in the country and I own two phones.

I can tell. I had two phones once but a wheel came off one.

 

[DualityNSNO]

WTF happened?!

 

[Tubey]

WTF happened?!

Alcaraz.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Alcaraz.

I'm somewhat glad I was too knackered and missed the game.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Howard - out
Alcaraz - out
Barry - out
Naismith - back to being a bit part player.

Spend 10 million on a solid, quality centre back and grow a pair of bo*****s

And get a defensive coach

 

[Tubey]

I'm somewhat glad I was too knackered and missed the game.

Remember Titus Bramble?

Basically, that happened.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Remember Titus Bramble?

Basically, that happened.

 

[PITA]

Just thought I'd give Tubey a special mention for getting one of the most difficult words in the English language spot on!

I'd be more impressed if he hadn't missed an apostrophe.

 

[ijjysmith]

Was how we played tonight any different to when Celta Vigo did us in pre season?

 

[PITA]

Erm, we've reddit before.

Sorry it was just a wordplay on your username.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Would I have felt worse had we lost 1-0, I don't know. But to score twice, hit the woodwork twice and still come nowhere close is utterly gut-wrenching. Their defence was brutal, all it needed was a proper performance from us at the back.

 

[Tubey]

For the avoidance of doubt, this is an illustration of what happened.

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[USABlue]

Neville Southall ‏@NevilleSouthall 38s39 seconds ago
Bad night tonight but what Europe has been shown is the best supporters ever who will now stick together and help us move up league

 

[blue61]

Remember Titus Bramble?

Is that the Martinez battle cry? "let's get ready to Bramble".