russian or chinese submarine

up pops your periscope (is that all that's popping up?)

stunning blonde young lady

poor creature, battery time

ah, we are the captain (president?) of this sub and can surface, 100m from land to save her

we have a sub, a shark, a stunning blonde on a boat with no battery, and the shore in 100m distance. Where's the clowns? Oh wait, they're on the sub.

two bulls one cow? did you mean two girls one cup?
And now, the cherry on the cake, the battery is live, and the electric eels turn up.
It's a hell of a scenario, frankly I've no idea where to start. How did you dream this up? More pints for the crew I reckon.