Donald Trump for President Thread

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

'member the Death Star?

'member The Millennium Falcon?

 

[roydo]

Cheers. my dads the same way, only goes when he has a problem...also worst teeth in the family

Its a UK thing. Cos of the NHS being "free", loads wont spend cash on dental stuff unless they can afford to/are arsed.

 

[mezzrow]

Imagine @mezzrow right now: a week ago he sees his Cubs win the World Series rounders competition, now sees Trumpers win the White House.

He must feel like a dog with two diicks.

Woof! (puts on Cubs baseball cap - I'll still send you one of those, @TX Bill)

You left out the hurricane. It's been a busy time.

 

[TX Bill]

Wow!

It's alright though mate, him and TX will be making America great again

Yeah. Me and my baseball cap.

For the record, all but one of my caps are Everton caps.

 

[jal123]

Kids have regular check ups. Then most of us dont bother till it hurts a lot. Think we have flouride in the water.

Basically this, I only go the dentist when I'm on the dole cos be arsed paying for it.

 

[jal123]

Yeah. Me and my baseball cap.

For the record, all but one of my caps are Everton caps.

So you do own baseball caps?

Glad we cleared that up.

Is it a stereotype to say you are gun toting oddballs who wear caps, if it's true?

 

[ToffeeTim]

Mate my points are not in relation to Muslims or indeed any group. They apply to all. I'd expect some kind of screening of myself if I ever leave Britain.

And I agree on distressed people from distressed nations. And if they are genuinely distressed and in deep need of our refuge then why would they have anything to hide from screening?

 

[TX Bill]

lol

A ban on the 1.7bn people based on the actions of a handful is rational, whatever you say...

The Orlando shooting perpetrator, for example, was an American citizen. Branded a terror attack.

What about all the other mass shootings in America, committed by mostly white Christians. What do you do with them? Or have you got to be brown to be considered a terrorist?

If you represent the average American, then I am very happy the Atlantic Ocean separates the two countries.

Then why do you concern yourself with our country's immigration policies?

Got nothing to do with you in your happy little world that you live in.

 

[terry nodder]

Impressive vaulting skills. You type with a funny accent, but remind me of somebody...

As always, I could be worng.

Ta!

M

Oh I type with a funny accent do I? Well hey I'm sure you'll be glad to hear that at age eleven I was actually diagnosed with sausage-fingers. Still think it's funny?




**bites nails

***realises they need a bit of brown sauce

 

[TX Bill]

The country you were born in was by pure chance alone... nobody owns the earth.

Spoken like a true progressive.

 

[RaleighBlue]

Then why do you concern yourself with our country's immigration policies?

Got nothing to do with you in your happy little world that you live in.

It does though. Or do you deny that American policy has implications on the global stage?

 

[GwladysBlue]

Mate my points are not in relation to Muslims or indeed any group. They apply to all. I'd expect some kind of screening of myself if I ever leave Britain.

And I agree on distressed people from distressed nations. And if they are genuinely distressed and in deep need of our refuge then why would they have anything to hide from screening?

An 18 year old Syrian lad would be turned away under vetting, so tries to gain entry illegally.

I don't know about you, but at 18 I didn't feel like a big tough man. I was just out of sixth form and had no real life experience.

Imagine what these young Syrian lads have to face. The Mail say they should be back in their country fighting ISIS who set people on fire in cages.

No matter who they are, what age they are, etc. these people are vulnerable and they need our help.

 

[mezzrow]

Oh I type with a funny accent do I? Well hey I'm sure you'll be glad to hear that at age eleven I was actually diagnosed with sausage-fingers. Still think it's funny?




**bites nails

***realises they need a bit of brown sauce

Ah, weisswurst syndrome. tragic. Brown sauce is better with fingers than salad cream, that's for sure.

You've been very brave.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

No matter who they are, what age they are, etc. these people are vulnerable and they need our help.

Saudi peninsula states (Bar Yemen) incapable of sheltering them?

 

[USABlue]

2 other side notes also....

1) Anyone who wears one of those hideous Trump baseball caps needs fired out of a cannon.

2) Get some gun laws you utter weirdos. I grew up in Northern Ireland. Guns are not good lol

There should defintely be psych evaluations and mandatory training, no automatics. i feel like a comprimise is best but as always theres two extremely entrenched sides (ban all guns vs i can have an assualt rifle if i want). the answer almost always lies in the middle