Distin' New Chants

[Fensta]

This board is full of loons :blink:

 

[Azzurri]

I just negged you for this mate.

Soz like, but, ya know.

You're still young, that's your fault, there's so much you have to know, find a girl, settle down, If you want you can marry. Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.

I think that's the first weird Goat post I've ever understood.

 

[MickM86]

Where's Brennan these days with his sarcasm?

 

[larrygobfiend]

To the tune of jingle bells,

dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
dick dick dick d dick dick dick d d dick dick dick dick dick DICK
dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
Oh what fun it is to ride on Sylvans massive dick.

Perfect for the festive fixtures like.

 

[BowzinhoMkII]

Syl-van, Dis-tin,
Better hope he's not your milkman,
Syl-van, Dis-tin,
bet your wondering if that kids yours man,
Syl-van, Dis-tin,
He could of at least paid for the pram,
Syl-van, Dis-tin,
your wondering why your newborns got a tan,
Syl-van, Dis-tin...etc...etc.....

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

I just negged you for this mate.

Soz like, but, ya know.

You're still young, that's your fault, there's so much you have to know, find a girl, settle down, If you want you can marry. Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.

This might be my favourite post ever on GOT

 

[royalblue66]

This might be my favourite post ever on GOT

Ye pretty good,makes me feel al contented and warm like

 

[steken1]

To the tune of jingle bells,

dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
dick dick dick d dick dick dick d d dick dick dick dick dick DICK
dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
Oh what fun it is to ride on Sylvans massive dick.

Perfect for the festive fixtures like.

If you sang that by me and then didn't immediately die, within 3-5 seconds, I'd undoubtedly deprive you of your oxygen supply.

 

[Azzurri]

If you sang that by me and then didn't immediately die, within 3-5 seconds, I'd undoubtedly deprive you of your oxygen supply.

Homophobe!

 

[larrygobfiend]

Nice mate.

I was only joking even though the joke has obviously gone down like a cold bag of sick.

 

[steken1]

Nice mate.

I was only joking even though the joke has obviously gone down like a cold bag of sick.

As was I. I'd never strangle anyone in front of witnesses.

 

[Bluenose1995]

To the tune of jingle bells,

dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
dick dick dick d dick dick dick d d dick dick dick dick dick DICK
dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
Oh what fun it is to ride on Sylvans massive dick.

Perfect for the festive fixtures like.

You sorta turning me on

 

[larrygobfiend]

Fair play mate. In fairness I could do with a bit of a throttle once in a while.

 

[Azzurri]

Fair play mate. In fairness I could do with a bit of a throttle once in a while.

Is that a sexual thing? Jesus, lad.

 

[Moomin]

I just negged you for this mate.

Soz like, but, ya know.

You're still young, that's your fault, there's so much you have to know, find a girl, settle down, If you want you can marry. Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.

A bit of Cat Stevens, excellent stuff.

Or if Nik is about, Yusaf Islam.