Distin' New Chants

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I just negged you for this mate.

Soz like, but, ya know.

You're still young, that's your fault, there's so much you have to know, find a girl, settle down, If you want you can marry. Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy.

I think that's the first weird Goat post I've ever understood.
 
To the tune of jingle bells,

dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
dick dick dick d dick dick dick d d dick dick dick dick dick DICK
dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
Oh what fun it is to ride on Sylvans massive dick.

Perfect for the festive fixtures like.
 
Syl-van, Dis-tin,
Better hope he's not your milkman,
Syl-van, Dis-tin,
bet your wondering if that kids yours man,
Syl-van, Dis-tin,
He could of at least paid for the pram,
Syl-van, Dis-tin,
your wondering why your newborns got a tan,
Syl-van, Dis-tin...etc...etc.....
 

To the tune of jingle bells,

dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
dick dick dick d dick dick dick d d dick dick dick dick dick DICK
dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
Oh what fun it is to ride on Sylvans massive dick.

Perfect for the festive fixtures like.

If you sang that by me and then didn't immediately die, within 3-5 seconds, I'd undoubtedly deprive you of your oxygen supply.
 

To the tune of jingle bells,

dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
dick dick dick d dick dick dick d d dick dick dick dick dick DICK
dick dick dick
dick dick dick
Sylvans got a big dick
Oh what fun it is to ride on Sylvans massive dick.

Perfect for the festive fixtures like.

You sorta turning me on
 

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