Denis Stracqualursi

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Xavi said:
I couldnt disagree there like , makes you think if he'd have given those two a chance , I think the Yaks wages were terrifying the club which is why Phini Zavi was hired personally to get shut, which is how Straqularsi ended up here, hard to believe hey ?
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*Groans*
 
jimbo2011 said:
I reckon he's some modern day Frankenstein creation made from different bits of Brett Angel, James Beattie and Micheal Madar.

Sven was right. He's a genuinely terrible footballer.
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I missed this post it's the first and the best haha funny stuff
 
If Saha gets the bullet at the end of this season Mcfadden gets told to do one and Straq goes back to Transilvania we will have a strike force of Vic,Cahill and Vellios

*shudders*
 
Dublintoff said:
Watch this space
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Which one, boss?
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Straq was bought in just to bulk up numbers. I'm sure of it.

Any half decent performance or tiny bit of play (like the flick to Donovan and his West Brom cameo) should just be seen as luck and a bonus.
 
If Straqualursi starts today, get your money on him for 1st goalscorer!

I had a random dream last night where he came into my living room, sat down, and started reading a book. I said "hey Straq" and he just gave me an inane grin before carrying on reading :blink:

It's a sign I tell you...

*Looks up odds...only 4-1 :(
 
FFS get bakayoko on FFS wait a minute who we talking about straq or ba i'm confused, who, what, why.....How much, and don't even start on the insurance FFS!!
 
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