Confirmed Signing Cuco Martina

[PITA]

Not really cover though is it if he can't defend. This is a disaster waiting. Why we wouldn't spend a few mil and get someone in who can do a job at least. Thought we had loads of cash?

Have you ever said anything positive?

 

[everton2004]

just got in from the hospital seen we have signed co co the clown - not free we have to pay wages for Southampton's third choice right back!

Well of course we have to pay wages! Sake. Has cost zero in terms of a transfer fee and if he's in any way decent he has sell-on value. Don't know why anyone has a problem with this deal, it's so low risk. How many have actually seen the guy play week in, week out? Yeah that's right......

 

[Lee Smith]

This gif is right up there with that "bald bloke from that cooking program looking surprised" one lol

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Him being Southampton's third choice right back and then them obviously not rating him good enough by not renewing his contract may point to him being totally gash, but let's see him in action for ourselves before we condemn him to ridicule.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Tapping into the Curaçaoan market. Nice.

 

[Dan Tanner]

So because we have some cash people would prefer us to spend millions of it buying a backup full back? Even if he's tosh we'll get £3.5m from Sunderland for him next year, win-win.

Ha ha, I only noticed the other day that Sunderland have signed James Vaughan a few days ago as well, they really do like an Ex-Everton player or seven. Your damn right though as Short seems more than happy enough to buy the lads we deem surplus to our needs. Gonna miss them this season as I genuinely like Sunderland, a proper team with shoite neighbours, and a great night out for away games, get back soon lads

 

[canuckblue]

Was the trip to the hospital for sex change by any chance?

My guess is having sex would be a change for him.

 

[kenada_blue]

Ha ha, I only noticed the other day that Sunderland have signed James Vaughan a few days ago as well, they really do like an Ex-Everton player or seven. Your damn right though as Short seems more than happy enough to buy the lads we deem surplus to our needs. Gonna miss them this season as I genuinely like Sunderland, a proper team with shoite neighbours, and a great night out for away games, get back soon lads

Sunderland will be like Everton under Moyes. Expect promotion and top 4 in 2 years.

 

[Blues Harp]

Does he play tennis ? Is he left footed/handed ? Never heard of him...

 

[Baines' left foot]

Captain of his country too. It's good to have another leader.

 

[collymcd]

Someone Koeman can trust to do a job in the PL, plus a senior pro.

Exactly what we need as there's already quite a lot of change and unknown variables in our squad. Seems a sensible move to me.

Hopefully Cuco and Kenny can spur each other on effectively until Coleman is back firing on all cyclinders.

 

[Conspiracy-theorist]

How much did we sell Clev for ?

 

[peteblue]

Was the trip to the hospital for sex change by any chance?

No need for this.....

 

[Exeter Gently]

No need for this.....

Mate am just joshing,Relax.

 

[peteblue]

My guess is having sex would be a change for him.

Behave eh.......Joey is a good blue.....