Confirmed Signing Cuco Martina

[DownOnTheUpside]

this is what transfer windows are all about

boss

 

[bignev23]

I don't judge modern footballers on their ability I judge them on their celebrity status and how much hype there is about them, this fella is utterly crap, it's embarrassing to be associated with him. I mean how many followers does he even have on twitter?

 

[Huyton Layne]

La Isla Bonita fits.

Was just about to question the machoness of your suggestion until I realised the other suggestion was copa cabana and I'd suggest Aqua Marina.

Had a go for La Isla Bonita.

Cover for an absentee
Someone that was on the free
You knew it just had to be
Cuco Martina
We don't know how he'll play
But if he's proper shy-t
We'll boo the tit until he cries
Then Kenny is our guy

 

[Eggs]

...I suppose we need one or two players who can cover a few positions. RK now has a call to make regarding Coleman's cover and if we are paying this lad a big bucks salary I expect he's the next cab on the rank. I suppose that's football, young Jonjo Kenny might get a start in a cup competition but I expect he'll be disappointed with the signing.

 

[ExpatinBangkok]

Decent squad player - can fill in for Baines or Coleman this season until we get new RB in wjnter/next summer. Better than Kenny or other youngsters at this point.

 

[Tigger]

You would think he has been announced as Roms replacement. Welcome home Cuco, become a legend.

 

[Canuck Darryl]

Even if Kenny starts, he will need cover. If, when Coleman comes back, he is not required, sell him next summer for McGeady money. Win\Win.

 

[bluestevon]

...I suppose we need one or two players who can cover a few positions. RK now has a call to make regarding Coleman's cover and if we are paying this lad a big bucks salary I expect he's the next cab on the rank. I suppose that's football, young Jonjo Kenny might get a start in a cup competition but I expect he'll be disappointed with the signing.

other thing is mate, Koeman may have no confidence now in Holgate as a right back being able to play in the system he wants, which would leave us with just Kenny as the only right back on the books basically, so maybe brought in in case Kenny can't step up or for those times we play 3 in 7 days

Least that's what i am hoping this is

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Comparing Neville to Alcatraz is MENTAL.

No, no. You have missed the point.

Not in football ability. As in follows the manager around from club to club.

Of course Neville was better than Alcaraz.
Moyes still took him to Man U ahead of a title winning back room.

 

[d4kyxx]

What intent is this then ?

* yawns

To make the top four. He definitely is the key

 

[windymiller]

Remember last season when everyone (except me because I am a footballing oracle) was kicking off over Gueye.

Good times.

Or go back a bit further, Kevin Kilbane, what are we signing him for?

Why are we getting a 36 year old Paul Power in??

Just see what happens. He may fit our style perfectly.

Gueye and Power are good shouts, but Zinedine Kilbane was godawful.

 

[Groucho]

Statement of intent this signing

What a pissy moaning little bellend you are.

Does every signing have to be a statement of intent?

I'm convinced you're a Kopite.

I've never seen you close to posting an even neutral post on our club, nevermind a positive.

If we could just tone down the insults that'd be great.

But I have to say I agree with the point t that every signing doesn't have to be a marquee player. Sometimes cover and depth is needed.

 

[d4kyxx]

What a pissy moaning little bellend you are.

Does every signing have to be a statement of intent?

I'm convinced you're a Kopite.

I've never seen you close to posting an even neutral post on our club, nevermind a positive.

You get so upset that others have a different opinion to you. Just accept it and move on. We are all Everton fans not everyone agrees with you

 

[Chewbacca]

Is this the fella who shot Bambi? I can understand the warm reception in that case

 

[granter79]

Worth it for the fume alone. Some on the second bottle of bleach already.
Needed cover and got it in for free. Move on to the next body in the door