Confirmed Signing Cuco Martina

[johnnydawg68]

The only way he should see the field is if Kenny and Holgate are in the hospital or kidnapped or both.

 

[windymiller]

Made up as it will pipe down the START KENNY NOW LAR biffs who haven't learned their lesson from Kissock, Baxter and that George Green kid who looked like an allergic Eskimo taking a dump.

Allergic to what? Ice?

 

[chicoazul]

Allergic to what? Ice?

Passing the ball the little fat jarg Yorkshire Messi.

 

[Librarian]

I thought Andy Hinchcliffe would be shyte and I also thought Beattie would be great
(Confessions)

 

[Goat]

Ive got a feeling this fella will be comically bad, but will always have a smile on his face, I think im going to love him.

 

[Ghoost]

Ive got a feeling this fella will be comically bad, but will always have a smile on his face, I think im going to love him.

Does this mean he's replacing Niasse?

 

[Librarian]

Ive got a feeling this fella will be comically bad, but will always have a smile on his face, I think im going to love him.

Like an Alec Cleland mime artist

 

[LABlue2]

Ive got a feeling this fella will be comically bad, but will always have a smile on his face, I think im going to love him.

 

[Goat]

Big fan of Yala me.

 

[Abraders]

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

The only way he should see the field is if Kenny and Holgate are in the hospital or kidnapped or both.

I reckon he's going to starting mate, until Coleman gets back anyway, at which point he'll go to being first choice back up and the two younger lads will be shoved even further down the pecking order

Koeman isn't going to go to the trouble of signing this feller without justifying it with minutes I fear

I hope above all hope that Koeman proves me wrong here and goes for Kenny/Holgate like he did for Davies last season

 

[bcblue1878]

Don't quite get the angst on here about this lad! He's free, the only reason he's here is as cover until Seamus is fit, Kenny will still get game time and build up his experience, and my guess is once Seamus has proved himself fit again this lad will be third choice, and gone anyway by January 2019!

 

[chippy1722]

Everton's Paul Konchesky with just less talent.

 

[Nymzee]

Don't mind this signing really as long as Kenny is given a chance to impress pre-season. He's gash but he'll probably give us a 6/10 or 7/10 performance each week if he plays. Got nothing on Coleman but surely we can beat people with 9 other outfield players.

 

[HokieToffee]

Announcers doing the El Salvador vs. Curacao game said he isn't playing tonight because he's in England to likely finalize his contract and sign with Everton.