Confirmed Signing Cuco Martina

[Aar_the_Toffees]

Give him a chance ffs.

 

[ilikecheese]

Give him a chance ffs.

Lol...fat chance with some of these

 

[carolinablue232]

Be pretty funny if he comes in and bosses it during our brutal opening stretch. He'll then make one mistake against someone like Palace that doesn't lead to a goal and people in here will be getting the pitchforks out saying I told you so.

 

[TX Bill]

Be pretty funny if he comes in and bosses it during our brutal opening stretch. He'll then make one mistake against someone like Palace that doesn't lead to a goal and people in here will be getting the pitchforks out saying I told you so.

You know this place well my friend.

 

[LABlue2]

I have this bizarre feeling he's going to be our backup LB too and will end up playing more games there than RB.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Paul Joyce confirmed this

 

[Jags..class]

Had he signed yet?

Been ignoring this tbh

 

[formerly manx toffee]

paul joyce @_pauljoyce

Cuco Martina to arrive at Everton this weekend. Cover across defence. Free transfer from Southampton.11:09 AM · Jul 12, 2017
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[Jimmy Grimble]

To the tune of Marlene on the wall, by Suzanne Vega :

Martina sits upon the bench.
The splinters make his buttocks clench.
Our nostrils flare up at the stench
Of Cuco's awful passing.

 

[mightymoyes]

if him, jagielka and williams have to play much we're in for a very crap season.

 

[GeorgeK]

if him, jagielka and williams have to play much we're in for a very crap season.

I know because unlike last year we don't have Rom banging them in the other end. We simply need to run a very tight ship to do anything this year.

 

[GeorgeK]

People shouldn't say he's our right back cover. Coleman will be out for most of the season. He is our RB.

 

[ijjysmith]

People shouldn't say he's our right back cover. Coleman will be out for most of the season. He is our RB.

Why don't you just wait and see?

 

[ianefc]

I know because unlike last year we don't have Rom banging them in the other end. We simply need to run a very tight ship to do anything this year.

We shall see. You know nothing.

 

[d4kyxx]

Signing this "footballer" shows just how far behind the top six we really are. Shows lack of ambition and lack of funds also

The remarkable thing is it also shows Koeman doesn't learn from his mistakes.

Saints fans say he is worse than ali dia. Probably an over exaggeration but none the less