Confirmed Signing Cuco Martina

[Bruce Wayne]

he hasnt signed yet (i think) so theres still hope its paper talk

True.

 

[Niapper]

Being able to cross a ball is clearly not a criteria for playing for Everton. In fact he'll fit right into the present full back company of Leighton used to be boss but now sand wedge everything Baines, Mason what's a cross Holgate, and Seamus don't look just shovel it in Coleman.

 

[Neiler]

I like him already he follows a long and distinguished history of anonymous right backs, Jacobson, Bosnar.

 

[tommye]

Martina slots it through to Troy Deeney who smashes it into the park end stand. Again.


Whop wnop

 

[scratchnsurf]

This is the kind of attitude which has held us back for over two decades. Fantastic player who would improve our right hand side by an immeasurable distance but he dives so we don't want him. Barkley has been booked for diving more than once in his career, so what?

Your completely correct mate and I feel I should apologise to all Evertonians for being the one who has prevented our success since 1995. I realise that some of you may feel that ineptitude, incompetence and under investment from the board have been the reasons why we have failed to make the most of the untold riches now available to Premier League clubs and have thus fallen behind those who were once our peers or beneath our level. Those of you holding this view are sadly mistaken, it is I who is to blame for not wanting Dani Alves to play for us.

I humbly apologise and hope, in time, you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Your completely correct mate and I feel I should apologise to all Evertonians for being the one who has prevented our success since 1995. I realise that some of you may feel that ineptitude, incompetence and under investment from the board have been the reasons why we have failed to make the most of the untold riches now available to Premier League clubs and have thus fallen behind those who were once our peers or beneath our level. Those of you holding this view are sadly mistaken, it is I who is to blame for not wanting Dani Alves to play for us.

I humbly apologise and hope, in time, you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

This is not a genuine apology, and will not be accepted until the horse-hair shirt has been donned. Self -flagellation is also required.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Martina slots it through to Troy Deeney who smashes it into the park end stand. Again.


Whop wnop

Please, a through ball at Goodison? Have a word with yourself. After 8 minutes of arduous sideways passing Everton finally grind the ball upfield to Barkley who feints to shoot 4 times before teeing up Deeney who smashes it into the park end stand again.

 

[tommye]

Please, a through ball at Goodison? Have a word with yourself. After 8 minutes of arduous sideways passing Everton finally grind the ball upfield to Barkley who feints to shoot 4 times before teeing up Deeney who smashes it into the park end stand again.

Ross will be at Stoke mate

 

[Khalekan]

Martina slots it through to Troy Deeney who smashes it into the park end stand. Again.


Whop wnop

That ain't funny, tom

That is way to much a possibility to make flippant remarks about...

 

[tommye]

That ain't funny, tom

That is way to much a possibility to make flippant remarks about...

He's no Brett Angell like...

 

[Khalekan]

Please, a through ball at Goodison? Have a word with yourself. After 8 minutes of arduous sideways passing Everton finally grind the ball upfield to Barkley who feints to shoot 4 times before teeing up Deeney who smashes it into the park end stand again.

Stoppitt.......the close season is off to bad enough a start without you wise guys ruining a nice summer day for me

 

[Khalekan]

He's no Brett Angell like...

aaaarrrggghhhh.......

 

[Baines' left foot]

In many ways Cuco, welcome home.

 

[tommye]

aaaarrrggghhhh.......

Ray Atteveld says hello....

 

[TheFinnFan]

Is he versatile player?