Confirmed Signing Cuco Martina

[scratchnsurf]

I agree mate, we need more sporting gentlemen, really haven't seen enough of them over the years.

I'm not really saying that, I just severely dislike Dani Alves.

 

[Telford-Feb-85]

Is this the Gana thread....

 

[a bell maul]

Dani Alves is a cheating, diving tosser, I struggle to think of a player who hasn't played for the RS who I dislike more, in fact he is in many ways the total epitome of a kopite. I pray to God we go nowhere near him.

I agree. He's a massive swerve imo

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Have fallen foul of it myself in the past Khal and having done so I tend to just have a wee think before hitting the reply/post button these days.

I'm still fuming about the time i got infracted for typing the name of a Des O'Connor hit single

Anyway, this Martina dude, hopefully if we sign him he's a 3rd choice behind Coleman and Kenny incase Coleman isn't fit and Kenny is inexperienced.

I'd say we could do with a right back for next season, Zabbaletta would be nice if he's available but hopefully this dude does the job.

 

[Carlito]

To be fair to Martina, on the few occasions I've watched him play for Southampton he's been genuinely funny.

 

[Goat]

Ok, ive looked into this boy.

The Cons
He cant defend
He cant cross
Hes utterly horrific

The Pros
He can run with the ball
Hes free

The only thing I can think of is that Ronny maybe fancies him as a wingback in a 5 where his lack of actual defending isnt an issue, as for crossing, if we retain Lukaku and purchase Rooney, crosses into the box are useless.

 

[Brownie]

Ok, ive looked into this boy.

The Cons
He cant defend
He cant cross
Hes utterly horrific

The Pros
He can run with the ball
Hes free

The only thing I can think of is that Ronny maybe fancies him as a wingback in a 5 where his lack of actual defending isnt an issue, as for crossing, if we retain Lukaku and purchase Rooney, crosses into the box are useless.

Ridiculous name also.

 

[Goat]

Ridiculous name also.

Dont even get me started on his Nationality Browns, where the hell even is that place?

 

[BlueLlama]

Dont even get me started on his Nationality Browns, where the hell even is that place?

 

[Goat]

It was a loaded question Lams, I did of course google his country when I read it.

 

[tommye]

Is he any good at performance based data analysis?

 

[BlueLlama]

It was a loaded question Lams, I did of course google his country when I read it.

Oh ..... well thanks for wasting 4 seconds of my life.

You missed out him being an utter coward in your cons list too.

 

[Bally8]

Is he any good at performance based data analysis?

Heard he's a wiz on Excel

 

[evertony]

Footballing hotbed.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I'd rather we play Kenny to be honest, unless we get an experienced player who is undisputedly better than him

Martina is not in that category from what I've seen