Crap reasons given for crap Everton players being crap

[Eggs]

...Yakubu is actually 42.

 

[sharkey1001]

Hibbert got bullied in the FA cup final because the sun was too hot

Jo needed game time

Beckford is an old fashioned poacher

Lukaku (not crap but crap reason) got worse after shaving his dreads.

Howard (as above) was rubbish at saving long shots because he has tourettes

To be fair to Hibbert, he was the only player in that game that had the sun 100% of the game. Even Malouda came inside to avoid the blistering sun. Only one thing worse than Hibbert... a sun-stroked Hibbert. Should have moved Neville out there and prayed he got burnt!

 

[ijjysmith]

Tim Howard is/was/forever will be crap

 

[sharkey1001]

Tim Howard is/was/forever will be crap

You try keeping your concentration when a ball is pinged at you at 90mph and you are forced to say "cumbucketslagfacegoattickler"

 

[DanEFC92]

Europa League is why Martinez underperformed the second season.

*Third season happens* Oh deary me.

 

[Bungle]

You try keeping your concentration when a ball is pinged at you at 90mph and you are forced to say "cumbucketslagfacegoattickler"

RIP Nan

 

[sharkey1001]

RIP Nan

 

[Sharpattack]

Hibbert got bullied in the FA cup final because the sun was too hot

Jo needed game time

Beckford is an old fashioned poacher

Lukaku (not crap but crap reason) got worse after shaving his dreads.

Howard (as above) was rubbish at saving long shots because he has tourettes

He really was raped that day, wasn't he?

 

[ilikecheese]

He really was raped that day, wasn't he?

45 minutes of painful bumming.

 

[dave abrahams]

Rosten Drenthe's home disco was wearing him out.

Along with all the footballers and ' brasses ' at the parties. !!!!!

 

[dave abrahams]

Richard Wright fell over a sign and sprained his ankle in a pre-match warm-up. The sign said "don't train here"

That was after falling out of the attic getting his suitcases for a holiday, was just as clumsy when playing.

 

[anton66]

He was in Plummers till 3am on Friday night.

 

[Papa Shango]

Anyone mentioned Mick Ferguson and his tiny feet?

 

[ilikecheese]

Dowell might get injured in The Championship.

 

[Harryflashman]

Not for being crap but being injured .

Pat Van Den Hauwe 'fell onto a broken bottle whilst jogging on the beach ' , oh aye. I don't think anyone believed that even then .