Crap reasons given for crap Everton players being crap

[ilikecheese]

Duffy was never given a chance.

 

[tadao]

Gibson doesn't like cyclists.

 

[a bell maul]

grade one soft tissue injuries

 

[Barry Horne's Love Child]

John Collins was too clever for the players around him

 

[Abraders]

It's only preseason

 

[Wayno]

Rodwell would be twice the player if he wasn't from Southport

"Too much Birkdale not enough Kirkdale"

 

[Slippin Jimmy]

They're over 25.... Zat

 

[Zatara]

They're over 25.... Zat

Martina -- Jagielka -- Williams -- Baines

Don't worry, Koeman is a defensive expert

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Oumar's wrist has to win.....

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

Barkley's just a kid. Once he develops he'll be our answer to Stevie G Laa.

 

[Azzurri]

Martina -- Jagielka -- Williams -- Baines

Don't worry, Koeman is a defensive expert

We just completely ignoring Michael Keane now? And pretending that, instead of being injured, Seamus Coleman simply no longer exists? Fair enough.

 

[degsy]

wasn't the grass too wet or too long - or both

 

[Bluebonic]

The spend was too netty?

 

[ToffeeDan]

Bernie wasn't quite Wright
Davy, too much like his nephew Adam, Johnson
Michael wasn't on the Ball
Alex got a bit Nyarky..

 

[SpeedEFC]

Hibbert got bullied in the FA cup final because the sun was too hot

Jo needed game time

Beckford is an old fashioned poacher

Lukaku (not crap but crap reason) got worse after shaving his dreads.

Howard (as above) was rubbish at saving long shots because he has tourettes