Crap reasons given for crap Everton players being crap

[GwladysBlue]

He's loyal, so deserves a new contract - Jagielka.

 

[Michaelcoyb]

Howard (as above) was rubbish at saving long shots because he has tourettes

That was some of my best analysis on here.

Still don't know why I got negged.

 

[PercyThePig]

He's loyal, so deserves a new contract - Jagielka.

Kenwright's conversation with Jags.

 

[Groucho]

Phenomenal

 

[blue61]

We've never seen the best of (insert name) because he's never had a run of games.

 

[Groucho]

Per Koldrup can't head the ball

Factually correct that though.

That rumour about James McFadden having an affair with Will Young.

I'd forgotten that one.

 

[Hibbo]

Coleman broke a leg.

 

[Eggs]

...David Smallman was homesick even though he only came from Wrexham.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

George green is focusing on his rap career

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

They are still learning

 

[chrismpw]

I read somewhere, Shandy Andy on his (brief) return to fitness
"The trouble is, my muscles are too powerful for my legs, and they pull from the bone. "

 

[MikeH72]

Hibbert got bullied in the FA cup final because the sun was too hot

Jo needed game time

Beckford is an old fashioned poacher

Lukaku (not crap but crap reason) got worse after shaving his dreads.

Howard (as above) was rubbish at saving long shots because he has tourettes

Not as good as when people said he was crap because the praise from Obama had gone to his head.

 

[lancs blue]

He has no where else to go. Everton on announcing new Jags contract

 

[hktoffee]

xxxx has been unlucky with injuries.

 

[Yarrgh]

Nyarko couldn't settle because Gazza cut up his shoes as a gag.