Crap reasons given for crap Everton players being crap

[ijjysmith]

They’d rather play for Ireland.

 

[paultheblue]

Rosten Drenthe's home disco was wearing him out.

Was there any truth in the rumour that he took a dump on the training ground?

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Just read Leon Osman's book. I especially enjoyed how he blamed the heat, and his side of the pitch not being in the shade, for his crap performance in the 2009 FA Cup Final

 

[Kiwi]

A purely theoretical falling out with Moyes/Martinez/Koeman followed by a reference to body language

The John Stones classic. "Ay lad you see how he smiled at Pulis and only half heartedly clapped the crowd? He's off to West Brom I'm telling ya"

 

[DualityNSNO]

Was there any truth in the rumour that he took a dump on the training ground?

Probably, I mean he's crazy/coked up most the time, so...

 

[cronullasharks]

Was there any truth in the rumour that he took a dump on the training ground?

When you gotta go you gotta go

 

[CerberusFX]

"(Insert Name)'s too young for the first team"

 

[Furey1878]

Just read Leon Osman's book. I especially enjoyed how he blamed the heat, and his side of the pitch not being in the shade, for his crap performance in the 2009 FA Cup Final

*commits suicide

 

[APN_EFC]

He's got a lot of confusing advice from his agents, family, friends so his 'head's not in it'.

 

[billyblue80]

Ross is being forced out of Merseyside because some nasty gangsters are after him for bedding one of their girlfriends. Not because he's a weasal ...

 

[APN_EFC]

the enormous pressure of the no.9 shirt and its legacy

 

[blue61]

Yakubu was never the same after that injury, nowt to do with him being 56.

 

[Efcjake]

"It isn't that Sigurdsson, Rooney, and Klaassen can't play together as 3 number 10s, they can. Everybody else besides them is letting them down though."