Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Furness area in Cumbria.

Yeah I saw that they had a high number of cases up in Cumbria, any theory behind that?

 

[Barnfred 55]

They're all witnesses in the Billy Butler #metoo trial now I'm afraid.

Billy Butler was sexually harassed ?

Must have been all them old grannies who were always phoning him up on his radio show. Utter scum the lot of them.

 

[Nymzee]

Yeah I saw that they had a high number of cases up in Cumbria, any theory behind that?

We’re all inbred and thick as so probs just people ignoring the lockdown.

I go for a run in my local park each morning and there’s always loads of really old people in there. Saw one on a mobility scooter with a mask on. Was thinking hmm why are you here.

 

[COYBL25]

It's a start though.

Even if it's just multimillionaire recruitment stewards who opt in.

@Keiran take off your florescent vest and donate to the nation please.

You’ll be waiting a long time, we’re still waiting for the multi millionaire tight arse to upgrade as a forum supporter.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Hung up my high-viz long ago, bud.

Too many other recruiters stewarding that it became a conflict of interests......

Sad to hear.

Hope Old Trafford retired your florescent number after your service.

What area do you recruit in anyway?

Is this the long sell? Are we all to become your recruits in time?

 

[roydo]

lol

Presenter. "Ian, can you hear me?"

Ian. "No"

On my.

Q. What league do Portsmouth play in?

A. Portugal.

 

[peteblue]

Plod in Derbyshire. Following up on their drone to capture a couple walking a dog in the middle of nowhere, the lunacy continues by despoiling a blue lagoon with black dye so that people don’t come to see it. What next, set the Peak District on fire ? Paint it red ? These idiots really need a good talking to ......

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

You’ll be waiting a long time, we’re still waiting for the multi millionaire tight arse to upgrade as a forum supporter.

I had a PM from Danny.

Apparently @Keiran has subscribed to the Platinum lounge which doesn't show up on our plebeian profiles.

 

[Nymzee]

Sad to hear.

Hope Old Trafford retired your florescent number after your service.

What area do you recruit in anyway?

Is this the long sell? Are we all to become your recruits in time?

Heard something similar from my time in Israel.

 

[roydo]

Plod in Derbyshire. Following up on their drone to capture a couple walking a dog in the middle of nowhere, the lunacy continues by despoiling a blue lagoon with black dye so that people don’t come to see it. What next, set the Peak District on fire ? Paint it red ? These idiots really need a good talking to ......

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I think the internet is making things up mate.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Heard something similar from my time in Israel.

Please tell us more brother.

Were you involved in a prisoner exchange with Comrade Tal?

 

[Nymzee]

Please tell us more brother.

Were you involved in a prisoner exchange with Comrade Tal?

Basically all I know is they dunked my head under water and now I have a lifetime supply of red wine.

 

[RAFUH]

Get your hand in your pocket you tight get.

You’ll be waiting a long time, we’re still waiting for the multi millionaire tight arse to upgrade as a forum supporter.

I had a PM from Danny.

Apparently @Keiran has subscribed to the Platinum lounge which doesn't show up on our plebeian profiles.

Guys, please stop.
Whatever your opinion of the poster, or mine for that matter, badgering about upgrading isn’t acceptable anywhere on the forum.

 

[roydo]

On my.

Q. What league do Portsmouth play in?

A. Portugal.

lol

Q. Who knocked West Ham out of the cup?

A. Derby

Q No. Caller 2, same question, who knocked West Ham out of the cup?

A. Derby.

 

[Nymzee]

lol

Q. Who knocked West Ham out of the cup?

A. Derby

Q No. Caller 2, same question, who knocked West Ham out of the cup?

A. Derby.

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