Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[The binman chronicles]

A dry St Patrick's Day? Things have really hit the fan. ABANDON SHIP!

 

[john jako]

lol I suggest these..


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I’ve literally just tried to eat my screen.

 

[marnie]

A useful resource here.

I've already emptied all my nearby recycling bins of used paper in order to be able to produce my own supply of bog paper.

FFF that.I'll just wipe my anus on a stray cat.There's loads over here.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Nobody is saying it's the end of the world you utter weirdo

To be fair I've said it several times.

In fact i was saying it before this Corona thing came out come to think of it.

 

[john jako]

Atleast the climate change bozos are happy.

 

[peteblue]

Sad to hear the news of a 59 year old former police officer dying from the virus. It said he had underlying health conditions due to a previous heart attack (& what caused it obviously) but it gives a stark warning that this disease is ready to finish off anyone who is not in the best of health regardless of age.

I‘m fed up of people telling me I’m next tbh.....so I’ve set up the following:-

1) Will, sharing my wealth out....the kids will be happy....

2) Funds provided to a crack internet crypto cyber attack group to take down this site....

3) Petition to convince @Bruce Wayne to rejoin as a mod.

4) Cancellation of 2 if he agrees.....

 

[marnie]

What happens when all the panic and hysteria is over ?

These items people are hoarding are obviously in major demand. You want that say about supply and demand.

I guess the prices are going to go up.

Then we'll have more panic and hysteria.

Some of the scientists and medical profession also have an ulterior motive in hyping this up, as it'll likely lead to more funding etc.

Since I've been alove, this is like the seventh or eigth end of the world scenario I've survived. Not sure how many more I got in me.

If you're a Cat one or two.

 

[peteblue]

First you get the toilet rolls, then you get the money, then you get the women.

2/3 isn’t bad......

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

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2/3 isn’t bad......

I've got 2 toilet rolls. I think I'm moving up in the world.

 

[Aqui1a]

A useful resource here.

I've already emptied all my nearby recycling bins of used paper in order to be able to produce my own supply of bog paper.

In the process of making one sheet of paper, he uses two sheets of paper to dry the one sheet. Just wipe your arse with those two sheets!!

 

[peteblue]

L


I've got 2 toilet rolls. I think I'm moving up in the world.

Tory.."

 

[marnie]

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I've got 2 toilet rolls. I think I'm moving up in the world.

You'll just end up flushing your new status down the drain.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

It’s inherently selfish and also completely unnecessary.

We are a society that allows people to amass billions in wealth and then set about allowing it to be syphoned off in tax havens while others rely on foodbanks. Not sure what else people expected.

 

[blue to the bone]

Supermarkets and pharmacies remain open. Everything else is shut.

Food will not run out in Europe.

Ireland is heading towards this.
Within 72 hours it will be announced

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Tory.."

Used toilet rolls