Rook
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Evidently Johnson is unable to convey information, a basic requisite for a PM in my opinion is to communicate to the general public, even the lowest denominations.
He is only able preach to the choir that got him elected and blame others. Combine being a serial liar and package that w/ a shtick "oh look at goofy dumb Boris! Isn't he just a lovable skallywag!" And no sane person will listen to him and/or be able to talk sense to him in a crisis.