Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[COYBL25]

What are the current advice guidelines around romancing the elderly?

Always carry a pack of Werthers, a tube of lube and nice tartan blanket ?

 

[Goat]

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Experts say a Ham Shank a day keeps the doctor away

There appears to still be a medical presence in the UK so those experts have failed us.

Was it that Chief guy who told you that?

Absolute quack

 

[Dutch Toffee]

get well soon

Thanks mate!

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

I'm not sure what's hard to understand? I'll repeat again:

- If you're elderly or have underlying health issues that place you at risk, stay out of harms way
- If you have symptoms of coronavirus, self-isolate yourself
- If you are none of the above, go about your business while maintaining hand hygiene and all that, and try if you can to ensure the elderly and vulnerable are looked after

Numbties. Some of you are anal and disconnected from reality as Johnson and his cronies.

That incels conversation maybe a bigger problem than first anticipated...

Evidently Johnson is unable to convey information, a basic requisite for a PM in my opinion is to communicate to the general public, even the lowest denominations.

What's the point of him or his government if he can't allay fears?

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Always carry a pack of Werthers, a tube of lube and nice tartan blanket ?

We're in a crisis situation here.

There's no time for lube.

 

[marnie]

Always carry a pack of Werthers, a tube of lube and nice tartan blanket ?

The FLASK,the FLASK.What about the FLASK FFS lol lol

 

[Tea_drinker]

We're in a crisis situation here.

There's no time for lube.

Reach for hand sanitiser if no lube is available.

 

[marnie]

Jet2 advert.Darling hold my hand.................. Good whilst it lasted.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Reach for hand sanitiser if no lube is available.

It's like you don't even understand the word. There is no time.

 

[Groucho]

 

[COYBL25]

We're in a crisis situation here.

There's no time for lube.

No lube - Option B : A gummy suck.

 

[Groucho]

Under no circumstances is Carlo Ancelotti to be allowed to return to the old country until this has all blown over.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Given the appalling mess up in testing the US numbers, even here in CA which is the state with the highest # of tests available, are very likely a huge undercount.

Which is a positive in terms of the # of fatalities to date but a concern for what we will look like in two weeks time.

 

[COYBL25]

The FLASK,the FLASK.What about the FLASK FFS lol lol

and some treats for the West Highland Terrier.