Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[DrEFC]

Honestly mate, I'm not an expert and all I know comes from Wikipedia so I hold my hands up if I'm wrong.

Seems it was a mutation, and spread due to troops.
We don't know how long immunity lasts with Corona, if at all.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Well, sometimes in the morning I just use the shower.

I move my bowels religiously at half seven every morning.

Unfortunately i don't wake up til 8.

 

[DrEFC]

They stopped testing people days ago.

 

[PhilM]

In the final London update, the 1548 semi-fast service to Hampton Court is much less busy than normal. There’s a couple in the carriage who have two packs of loo rolls and so far they haven’t been attacked.

The wife went to the local retail park and said it was eerily quiet.

 

[tsubaki]

No because the testing method has moved to basically ICU only, the actual fatality rate will be a lot lower.

that was the same over there, no?

 

[Deleted member 48881]

113 deaths today in Iran, total count 724

 

[Paris]

I move my bowels religiously at half seven every morning.

Unfortunately i don't wake up til 8.

Well, I won't be sleeping with you lol

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

In the final London update, the 1548 semi-fast service to Hampton Court is much less busy than normal. There’s a couple in the carriage who have two packs of loo rolls and so far they haven’t been attacked.

Further London update i went out and bought a couple of Captain Morgan cocktail cans and some Marlboro.

I forgot i opened one of the cans next to me and it's just poured out all over my bed.

Half my supplies and my bedding gone in a flash. Pretty tough to take this.

 

[Eggs]

....insignificant in the bigger picture, but the hotel in Greece we were going to in a fortnight have e-mailed my daughter to inform the Greek Govt are enforcing closure until May 1st.

At least we can regroup and re-schedule.

 

[Paris]

Further London update i went out and bought a couple of Captain Morgan cocktail cans and some Marlboro.

I forgot i opened one of the cans next to me and it's just poured out all over my bed.

Half my supplies and my bedding gone in a flash. Pretty tough to take this.

 

[marnie]

I move my bowels religiously at half seven every morning.

Unfortunately i don't wake up til 8.

FFF That half seven in the morning.I would rather buy an adult nappy and shat all over it.I do work till 3 am though.

 

[marnie]

....insignificant in the bigger picture, but the hotel in Greece we were going to in a fortnight have e-mailed my daughter to inform the Greek Govt are enforcing closure until May 1st.

At least we can regroup and re-schedule.

Woke up to this news this morning.The missus has her first TUI wedding on the 28th of April.She will walk in to all this tomorrow when back in work.

 

[nsno-chris]

there are, but when our PM goes on TV and announces to the nation a plan that lasts a matter of hours whilst his backers tell us all nothing is wrong, is it any surprise when they doubt officialdom?

when people are on social media debating that it’s either an illuminati ethnic cleansing experiment, linked to 5G rollout or a man made virus which has been accidentally let out of the lab then what Johnson or the ministers say will be of little value to the day to day person

I’m not defending the government by the way, they have acted to slow in certain aspects. I’m just stating that people who followed official advice and actually educated themselves would not be emptying the shelves of bog roll

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

FFF That half seven in the morning.I would rather buy an adult nappy and shat all over it.I do work till 3 am though.

Some people have a kink for taking care of adult babies. You could go sleep in people's houses, soil yourself as you slumber, wake up get cleaned and get on your way.

You'd never work a day in your life.

 

[nsno-chris]

The tube at peak times especially must be viral suicide surely?

In the morning from Broadway to Kennington i am literally up jammed in place with four or five people around me.

Its impossible to do that journey without touching people. In fact it forms the backbone of my sex life. But anyway I've been coughed, sneezed and breathed on daily. And there are millions of us little kamakazi worker bees doing this morning and evening.
Turn off the tube?

from a north west resilience perspective they’re pushing business to advice home working or agile working hence limiting the amount of people in rush hour commute.

How that is managed in London will be down to them, and it will obvious be a lot trickier due to the higher population