Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Nymzee]

There`s an Italian by me doing the same thing - you can sit outside and drink a beer bought in there.

The more rural areas of parts of Cumbria could easily accommodate this, as nearly all the rural pubs have an outside seating area and car parks they could expand into. It`s just a question of working out the safest way to do it and I`m sure most will have been planning for the day they can re open.

I think there biggest issue is how to manage the toilets really.

Before trying to manage people when they're drunk haha.

 

[COYBL25]

I think there biggest issue is how to manage the toilets really.

Before trying to manage people when they're drunk haha.

Talk of a dedicated member of staff, who will wipe the whole place down every 30 mins.

I can`t see their being many takers for that one lol

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Surely they could have temporary outdoor barbers set up on a field until they reopen fully?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Surely they could have temporary outdoor barbers set up on a field until they reopen fully?

Yeah if you’ve got a barber with arms like inspector gadget it’d be sound.

 

[Nymzee]

Talk of a dedicated member of staff, who will wipe the whole place down every 30 mins.

I can`t see their being many takers for that one lol

I can just go pee in a bush.

 

[Nymzee]

Surely they could have temporary outdoor barbers set up on a field until they reopen fully?

It's the social distancing that's the issue you're not quite getting over this are you?

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

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[ForeverBlue92]

It's the social distancing that's the issue you're not quite getting over this are you?

how does Boris expect me to go back to work looking like kin Tarzan??

 

[BlueStevie35]

62 hospital deaths announced by the NHS, down 22 on yesterday and 57 on last Monday. All data is from English and Welsh hospitals with zero reported in Scotland and Northern Ireland. Of these 62, 59 were in English hospitals, 13 down on yesterday and 26 on last week, with 54 coming in the last 10 days

 

[Nymzee]

how does Boris expect me to go back to work looking like kin Tarzan??

It's okay mate, you'll go outside, Tom and Dom will laugh at your jarg barnet, you'll slowly get over it.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Talk of a dedicated member of staff, who will wipe

the whole place down every 30 mins.

I can`t see their being many takers for that one lol

I'm so glad that sentence didn't proceed how I feared it might have done

 

[Bruce Wayne]

how does Boris expect me to go back to work looking like kin Tarzan??

 

[the sniderman]

Seems like one thing you can be sure of in every new decade. A new overhyped "super bug" , and a new country in the middle-east to topple.

just having a look at the beginning of this thread and surprise surprise let us debunk.

 

[mahermi1]

I'm so glad that sentence didn't proceed how I feared it might have done

Thank god auto correct didn't kick in, " wipe the hole"

 

[Goat]

Its certainly good news, but sadly all I can think is that they are lying.

Anyway, hopefully tomorrow continues this trend.