Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[PhilM]

Again, not my own line, but when describing the new lockdown rules..

"They are as clear as a thirsty smackheads piss "

On a slightly different note, have you ever enquired where a smack head is going? It’s always nowhere, which is a really peculiar answer.

Because where ever nowhere is, they’re always heading there very quickly.

 

[Toast]

On a slightly different note, have you ever enquired where a smack head is going? It’s always nowhere, which is a really peculiar answer.

Because where ever nowhere is, they’re always heading there very quickly.

I deal with them every day in work mate.
They have a specific type of shuffle as they walk.
Some are sound, some absolute horrors.

 

[Jebus_lives]

"Well we can't sell it here so we need somewhere less regulated to sell it as a cure..."

 

[paultheblue]

How can Ikea open tomorrow whilst other 'non-essential' stores have to wait another 2 weeks?

I passed Matalan today who have been open since 1st May on the homewares ticket
Handy if you need an emergency frying pan

 

[LinekersLegs]

"Well we can't sell it here so we need somewhere less regulated to sell it as a cure..."

And sod the American lupus patients that won’t be able to acquire their needed medication.

 

[Tubey]

My word, I've just found out the letting the shielded groups "free" is actually happening.

I'd love to know the science that decision was based on!!!

 

[Harryflashman]

On a slightly different note, have you ever enquired where a smack head is going? It’s always nowhere, which is a really peculiar answer.

Because where ever nowhere is, they’re always heading there very quickly.

Every conversation summed up

“Where I am going ? Nowhere “
“What’s my name “
“Erm what , erm no “
“No , what it was was “

 

[Tubey]

Why I quit working on Boris Johnson's ‘world-beating' test-and-tracing system | Anonymous

This programme is not fit to bring Britain out of lockdown, says an anonymous customer service adviser

www.theguardian.com

What an amazing yet simultaneously unsurprising read that is.

 

[Amw79]

My word, I've just found out the letting the shielded groups "free" is actually happening.

I'd love to know the science that decision was based on!!!

Bizarre isn’t it, we must have somehow eradicated the virus overnight, to have moved into alert level 1.

 

[PhilM]

My word, I've just found out the letting the shielded groups "free" is actually happening.

I'd love to know the science that decision was based on!!!

It’s cheaper? I’m not being being crass there either: I genuinely can’t see another reason.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[Tubey]

Bizarre isn’t it, we must have somehow eradicated the virus overnight, to have moved into alert level 1.

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Truly strange.

We all know why it's happening of course - operation distract the media from covering Cummings. It's still a surprise though to see the "we are following the science" guff thrown straight out the window.

Second wave now absolutely inevitable, I'd guess September/October.

 

[Amw79]

Truly strange.

We all know why it's happening of course - operation distract the media from covering Cummings. It's still a surprise though to see the "we are following the science" guff thrown straight out the window.

Second wave now absolutely inevitable, I'd guess September/October.

I think the line has changed from “following the science” to “we can’t stay in lockdown forever”.

Noticed this being said a fair bit in last day or 2.

 

[Paris]

Thank you for that slur against my sexuality. It is of course well known on this forum that I am bisexual.

 

[jinkyali]

Anyone sending there littlest ones back tomorrow?