Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Paris]

Tin foil hat time.. Italy has just quarantined 16 million people, the actions of governments seem to be excessive given the numbers of infected and dead, meanwhile experts are telling us not to panic which is it? If a government locks down a quarter of a countries population that will cause panic. Is there is something about this dose they are not telling us.

Keep calm and panic.

 

[tommytowne]

Trying to recall what wiping your arse with newspaper feels like!
Thanks to Lucinda et al and her Waitrose warriors the shelves are empty so it seems.
Toilet paper back in the day unheard of. School you had to ask the teacher for a roll which you took to the outside trap and bring the roll back. Looking at the local paper we get, that looks as if it may be forgiving on my hoop if it comes to that.

 

[zzr45]

Tin foil hat time.. Italy has just quarantined 16 million people, the actions of governments seem to be excessive given the numbers of infected and dead, meanwhile experts are telling us not to panic which is it? If a government locks down a quarter of a countries population that will cause panic. Is there is something about this dose they are not telling us.

Weddings and funerals have been suspended, as well as religious and cultural events. Cinemas, night clubs, gyms, swimming pools, museums and ski resorts have been closed.

Restaurants and cafes can open between 06:00 and 18:00 but customers must sit at least 1m (3ft) apart.

What it’s telling us is that Italians are grossly stupid. Ban public congregations but nah still fine to go eat. I love the night curfew like it’s when the virus flies overhead looking for prey.

 

[neil999]

Weddings and funerals have been suspended, as well as religious and cultural events. Cinemas, night clubs, gyms, swimming pools, museums and ski resorts have been closed.

Restaurants and cafes can open between 06:00 and 18:00 but customers must sit at least 1m (3ft) apart.

What it’s telling us is that Italians are grossly stupid. Ban public congregations but nah still fine to go eat. I love the night curfew like it’s when the virus flies overhead looking for prey.

You are terrible

 

[LostLegend]

The new Star Wars looks crap.

 

[Paris]

Forgot to mention, I brought 10 lots of bog roll back with me. I'm selling for £100 a roll.

 

[daza_1973]

The new Star Wars looks crap.

God help them when they find the droids they are looking for....

 

[Tramps_mate]

This is getting totally ridiculous now. Its not really any worse than flu. TBH i think i've already had it.

Bigger questions need to be asked too, how was it released in to the general population? The Wuhan lab that dealt with it, owned by the French.

Tinhat time that I've read elsewhere..

Its a precursor to them releasing a truly deadly virus that kills half the planets population. This is a test run to see how it spreads around the world.. They tried with SARS and Ebola but they fizzled out..

 

[longers]

Get to it lads

 

[Harryflashman]

Get to it lads

i May never die

 

[daza_1973]

Get to it lads

And if you combined it with this - you'd be pretty much invincible....

 

[toffee82]

Get to it lads

My Mrs had a right go at me last time she caught me.

I tried my best to hide it from her. I was never expecting her to be on the same train.

 

[Tipp blue]

Get to it lads

I must be invincible by now.

 

[harris78]

Do we know why Italy has become some sort of infectious hub compared to other European countries?

Bunga Bunga parties, absolute fluid everywhere

 

[Tubey]

Do we know why Italy has become some sort of infectious hub compared to other European countries?

A quarter of the country is over 65 years old - the highest in Europe.