Would have been better if he'd been sacked after the wigan defeat, good luck getting the Man U job then, he's laughing his ass off, he'll turn up at Goodison 5 mins before kick off after partying for 48 hrs in bars, clubs and strip joints and he'll drunkenly breathe all over Bainsey
"listen, shhhh!!!, listen, (exagerrated wink),
listen, (Furtively looks around - everyone in the dressing room staring open mouthed at the spectacle),
Moyes leans in "Bainsey, Shh!!, me and you eh?, (winks again)
Baines is like wtf?
Moyes spins around dramatically, almost falls over, crashes into steve round, steadies himself...
"you guys, you ****ing guys, hahahaha"
"I'm rich, I'm ****ING RICH YEEEEHAAAAA"
buzzer sounds for kick off, moyes burps and composes himself.
"good game boys good game, what the hell, two up top!"
Falls into the laundry skip