Jay off InbetweenersChampionship manager? Completed it.
I got so good at it they offered me a role in the England set-up. I took Woking from the conference to the champions league in 6 seasons, that kind of stuff doesnt go unnoticed.
Whenever I used to go Everton I’d sign expensive players and spread the transfer fees over 3-4 years. You could do it for a while and I was able to win the league and do well in the Champions League. That was until the board eventually sussed you out and you had more money going out than coming in, and you’d eventually get sacked. It was fun to see how long you could last.
I’ve banned myself from Football Manager games now though as they completely take over my life. I scraped through the first year or two of uni before jibbing it off and knuckling down. Too many times I found myself scrolling through player lists looking for bargains and playing until around 6am smoking joints until it was light outside.
Good times.
FM12, had an Everton save where I won 30 odd trophies in 6/7 seasons. Big Chris Samba was my top scorer in one season, every 40 odd from a corner.
This is all despite the fact I almost bankrupt the club with free agent signings of Samuel Eto'o, Carlos Tevez, and Iaquo Falque. Every now and again I turn it on, see the team. Makes me well up.
Am I the only one to commentate on matches and don a tie when reaching a cup final?
I forgot to post something like this in my OP. Nothing worse than someone spawning a win against you with 1 shot on goal when you've had about 40, and then realising it's been too long since your last save so you can quit and replay the gameI wore the whole suit for a playoff final with my Carlisle team back in 2004 or so. Leyton Orient took the lead after 5 minutes then defended like 50s Inter Milan had signed Lev Yashin. I hurled a chair across the room and smashed a glass of water.
I stopped for about 10 years after that...
I forgot to post something like this in my OP. Nothing worse than someone spawning a win against you with 1 shot on goal when you've had about 40, and then realising it's been too long since your last save so you can quit and replay the game

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