Cancelling this season's Premier League

[TGW89]

Games in China ffsssss lol

The solutions are sounding more and more like something off "The Day Today" - stuff like "sacked chimney sweep pumps boss full of mayonnaise" doesn't seem so bizarre these days!

What next? Using Paul the Octopus instead of a pools panel? 'Goal difference' to be replaced by 'proximity to nearest Greggs?'.

 

[jimmythenut]

To be singing null and void from the stands next season will be absolutely fantastic. Whether they get the trophy or not. Win win now.

Season is a write off, farse. A ball hasn't been kicked in weeks - everything that happened last season is utterly irrelevant now.

Null and void.

 

[arminisgod]

Games in China ffsssss lol

nobody tell them China have shut their borders?

 

[MikeH72]

Imagine getting relegated in China lol lol lol lol lol

 

[aazak]

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Void is looking more and more likely. Article is in The Athletic.

As usual, they're 2 weeks behind GoT:

I hereby start this rumour / break this story:

The Premier League will play remaining games abroad
The Premier League will take advantage of its top secret planning to introduce a 39th game, to allow it to play the remaining games this season at foreign locations. [more to follow]

The last Tsars were more in touch with real life than this crowd.

 

[DOMNOLAN]

To be singing null and void from the stands next season will be absolutely fantastic. Whether they get the trophy or not. Win win now.

Season is a write off, farse. A ball hasn't been kicked in weeks - everything that happened last season is utterly irrelevant now.

Null and void.

As much as I enjoy taking the proverbial out of them, would it not be a bit tasteless given the circumstances? If the consensus is that it isn’t tasteless, then im all in for singing.

 

[TGW89]

As much as I enjoy taking the proverbial out of them, would it not be a bit tasteless given the circumstances? If the consensus is that it isn’t tasteless, then im all in for singing.

Tasteless? I call it fighting fire with fire.

 

[RomanReigns]

how they getting to china by boat?

 

[Toast]

how they getting to china by boat?

A Sigurdsson boat to China.

 

[TGW89]

how they getting to china by boat?

Yes. One of George Green's many boats apparently, all of which reportedly contain ho's.

 

[MikeH72]

The fairest thing to do lads. Send them all to China to get relegated. At least the lower league clubs would be saved from liquidation by finishing the season.

 

[canuckblue]

A Sigurdsson boat to China.

They haven't got that long.

 

[Rob17896]

What is this? This is in Mr Ancelotti's tweets.

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I was not happy today anyway due to other circumstances but now I am bloody livid.

Can we not tweet back or get our percentage up somehow?

(I do not really understand tweet etiquette.)

Newcastle are massive:-
Beer Bell

As much as I enjoy taking the proverbial out of them, would it not be a bit tasteless given the circumstances? If the consensus is that it isn’t tasteless, then im all in for singing.

It is in great taste....go for it

 

[DOMNOLAN]

Tasteless? I call it fighting fire with fire.

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In that case, I think “null and void” lends itself very well to the tune of “gold” by spandau ballet

 

[Rook]

We were right VAR has literally killed football.