Bridging The Gap.

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Les D

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European Cup semi-finalists Chelsea were made to look quite ordinary tonight with the Stamford Bridge visitors, Everton, loving life on a shoe-string, nearly taking all three points from a strange encounter.

Chelsea were pretty much full-strength. Everton, played one or two who are unlikely to figure for the Silver Pot when the clubs meet again on May 30th.

Lars Jacobsen took Tony Hibbert's berth, Segundo Castillo was the midfield crack-filler for the injured (knee strain) Marouane Fellaini, and Jo led the line, in place of Louis Saha.

It didn't take too long to realise that footballing jet-lag had caught up with both teams -- Everton having had the shortest day-time (Sunday)to recover from, and longer pitch-time (120+minutes) to try to re-energise from, than Chelsea.

What was refreshing, from an Evertonian standpoint was, even though Chelsea had the majority of possession, it was Everton who carved out the clearer chances in a watchable first-half.

Loanee Jo, found himself looking into the eyes of Petr Cech three times, and three times, Jo was found wanting.
On seven minutes, Jo latched onto a Tim Cahill through ball (left side of Chelsea's penalty area), touched, then touched the ball into the area, and failed on two counts. Firstly, Jo elected to have a low shot which Cech didn't have to over exert himself to save. Secondly, he could have cancelled the shot and passed to the unmarked Leon Osman, who was all alone on the other side of the penalty area.

On 41 minutes, Jo was slipped in again, this time homing-in on the right side of the Chelsea penalty area and fell over.

Viewing the half with Everton eyes, Jacobsen is very similar to Hibbert, except Jacobsen, after foraging into the attacking third of the pitch, doesn't seem to get back quick enough as Tony hibbert can (lack of match practice ?). Trying to compare Secundo Castillo to Marouane Fellaini is impossible - both men have differing ways of playing their game. Castillo can tackle, Fellaini can do most things but the art of tackling is alien to the beanpole Belgian. Castillo got better as the game wore on (lack of match practice ?).

In between these very good Jo chances, various players had cracks at goal - Ballack, Lampard, Essien, Pienaar, and Cahill - but scoring boots were in short supply. Half time, 0-0.

Everton made no changes at half-time -- David Moyes really does demand his pound of flesh -- whereas Chelsea like to have pounds in a Swiss bank vault.

The second half followed the same vein as the first. Chelsea having the lions' share of possession, whilst Everton continued to create decent chances. Leighton Baines has the heart of a lion and on occasions, his understanding on the left-flank with Pienaar, was absolutely outstanding -- as an attacking threat and defensive terrier.

Tim Howard brought his A-Game. Not one fumble, not one abberation, and a couple of tidy saves. One, a low drive from the marauding John Terry, which Howard tipped around his left-hand post (61 minutes). A minute before, Essien (Castillo was too big a customer for Essien to out-muscle) was replaced by John Obi Mikel and Anelka (waste of space on the left wing) made way for Salomon Kalou.

On 73 minutes Jo wasted his third chance. From 18 yards a shooting opportunity arose and the Brazilian blazed the ball toward Rio de Janeiro.

Howard made another fine save on 78 minutes -- an effort by Kalou, and Cahill & Pienaar fired two shots at the Chelsea goal.

In the dying embers David Moyes finally made substitutions -- Lars Jacobsen limped off (86 minutes) to be replaced by Phil Jagielka. Young Jack Rodwell replaced marathon man Leon Osman (88 minutes). Louis Saha replaced Jo (90 minutes).

Right at the death, Didier Drogba turned on a sixpence toward the centre of the Everton penalty area (leaving Joleon Lescott for dead) and smashed the ball immediately above Tim Howard's head and off the face of the crossbar. Full time, 0-0.

So, the spoils were shared but the next time these two teams meet there has to be a winner, and seeing as Everton fielded the weaker team tonight -- can the gap be bridged even further -- this reporter thinks it can.
 

We've competed reasonably well against teams ahead of us this year, we've certainly matched them and got quite a few draws and one or two hard fought wins.

I think we are lacking that special player, someone who can unlock and defence and sprinkle bits of quality onto the game, a match winner so to speak. Yakubu and Arteta coming back certainly gives us something extra aswell.

We’re not far off, certainly when it comes to our starting eleven. One or two players away from being a real force.
 
We've competed reasonably well against teams ahead of us this year, we've certainly matched them and got quite a few draws and one or two hard fought wins.

I think we are lacking that special player, someone who can unlock and defence and sprinkle bits of quality onto the game, a match winner so to speak. Yakubu and Arteta coming back certainly gives us something extra aswell.

We’re not far off, certainly when it comes to our starting eleven. One or two players away from being a real force.

Agreed, a nice little write up by the way Les. I was just saying to my mate, we're not far off the level of Liverpool a few seasons ago. Defensively we are almost there, elsewhere we just need a bit more quality in the middle of the park so we can control possession against anyone and like you said a special attacking player that can make things happen. We really are very close to having a good side, it's amazing.
 
We have Arteta, on his day he can unlock any team, we have the solid base, Jagielka, Lescott, Neville. We have a player like The Yak who can score goals, Cahill the sneaky killer. Pienaar and Baines ruling the left side.

We just need that little bit extra on the right, Arteta needs some help in the middle and The Yak needs some support from time to time.

It was the same last season tho, we only needed the final pieces.

Fellaini wasnt what we needed, hes a Cahill Mk2. We needed a playmaker, we found Arteta, we needed a DM, we found Neville.

This summer must be about buying the right players and buying them early. I really think if we can get a Right Winger in and hopefully another playmaker, plus a few squaders and not lose anybody, we will be damn close.
 
Arteta's is our deep lying playmaker now though, he's still creative but in a deeper role. He starts attacks, gets us flowing and knits things together really. It's what I call simplistic brilliance.

He’s not really a player who’s going to lay on that killer pass and win us games though, he’s our Xabi Alonso or Michael Carrick so to speak not our Steven Gerrard or Cristiano Ronaldo.

We need an impact player, a match winner. Someone coming from wide areas would be the best way to go, similar to what Kanchelskis did for us. It’s a hard player to find though isn’t it?

As for central midfield, maybe next year Rodwell will really make his break through. He has everything we need in there (athleticism, ability, height and strength) and alongside Arteta he’s got a man who has the experience and quality to help him out, just like he did against Villa.

I’d rather we did that than spend big on a defensive midfielder to be honest, I honestly wouldn’t even mind Neville or Cahill playing there for a season or two if it means we can strengthen in other areas.
 

Thats what we need tho, your spot on, we need a Messi or a Kaka. Clearly there arent many around, but we need a player who can take a game by the scruff of the neck and smack a ******* big headbutt on it, stand back and say "Take that game, ive just destroyed you".
 
Nice write up for those that could'nt get the FLAMIN STREAM working last night.

And leave Mo alone you monsters.
 
European Cup semi-finalists Chelsea were made to look quite ordinary tonight with the Stamford Bridge visitors, Everton, loving life on a shoe-string, nearly taking all three points from a strange encounter.

Chelsea were pretty much full-strength. Everton, played one or two who are unlikely to figure for the Silver Pot when the clubs meet again on May 30th.

Lars Jacobsen took Tony Hibbert's berth, Segundo Castillo was the midfield crack-filler for the injured (knee strain) Marouane Fellaini, and Jo led the line, in place of Louis Saha.

It didn't take too long to realise that footballing jet-lag had caught up with both teams -- Everton having had the shortest day-time (Sunday)to recover from, and longer pitch-time (120+minutes) to try to re-energise from, than Chelsea.

What was refreshing, from an Evertonian standpoint was, even though Chelsea had the majority of possession, it was Everton who carved out the clearer chances in a watchable first-half.

Loanee Jo, found himself looking into the eyes of Petr Cech three times, and three times, Jo was found wanting.
On seven minutes, Jo latched onto a Tim Cahill through ball (left side of Chelsea's penalty area), touched, then touched the ball into the area, and failed on two counts. Firstly, Jo elected to have a low shot which Cech didn't have to over exert himself to save. Secondly, he could have cancelled the shot and passed to the unmarked Leon Osman, who was all alone on the other side of the penalty area.

On 41 minutes, Jo was slipped in again, this time homing-in on the right side of the Chelsea penalty area and fell over.

Viewing the half with Everton eyes, Jacobsen is very similar to Hibbert, except Jacobsen, after foraging into the attacking third of the pitch, doesn't seem to get back quick enough as Tony hibbert can (lack of match practice ?). Trying to compare Secundo Castillo to Marouane Fellaini is impossible - both men have differing ways of playing their game. Castillo can tackle, Fellaini can do most things but the art of tackling is alien to the beanpole Belgian. Castillo got better as the game wore on (lack of match practice ?).

In between these very good Jo chances, various players had cracks at goal - Ballack, Lampard, Essien, Pienaar, and Cahill - but scoring boots were in short supply. Half time, 0-0.

Everton made no changes at half-time -- David Moyes really does demand his pound of flesh -- whereas Chelsea like to have pounds in a Swiss bank vault.

The second half followed the same vein as the first. Chelsea having the lions' share of possession, whilst Everton continued to create decent chances. Leighton Baines has the heart of a lion and on occasions, his understanding on the left-flank with Pienaar, was absolutely outstanding -- as an attacking threat and defensive terrier.

Tim Howard brought his A-Game. Not one fumble, not one abberation, and a couple of tidy saves. One, a low drive from the marauding John Terry, which Howard tipped around his left-hand post (61 minutes). A minute before, Essien (Castillo was too big a customer for Essien to out-muscle) was replaced by John Obi Mikel and Anelka (waste of space on the left wing) made way for Salomon Kalou.

On 73 minutes Jo wasted his third chance. From 18 yards a shooting opportunity arose and the Brazilian blazed the ball toward Rio de Janeiro.

Howard made another fine save on 78 minutes -- an effort by Kalou, and Cahill & Pienaar fired two shots at the Chelsea goal.

In the dying embers David Moyes finally made substitutions -- Lars Jacobsen limped off (86 minutes) to be replaced by Phil Jagielka. Young Jack Rodwell replaced marathon man Leon Osman (88 minutes). Louis Saha replaced Jo (90 minutes).

Right at the death, Didier Drogba turned on a sixpence toward the centre of the Everton penalty area (leaving Joleon Lescott for dead) and smashed the ball immediately above Tim Howard's head and off the face of the crossbar. Full time, 0-0.

So, the spoils were shared but the next time these two teams meet there has to be a winner, and seeing as Everton fielded the weaker team tonight -- can the gap be bridged even further -- this reporter thinks it can.


Brilliant write up mate.
 
Ive sen all our games vs teams above us , and only Arsenal away , and not trying to win at O.T. ( not forgetting the first derby - which Im trying to forget !! ) weve been in all the games . Shouldve beat Chelski and the arse at home ; 50-50 with the mancs , and wouldntve disgraced a win at the shabs in the league . As for Vanilla , ....
One thing , though . Please God that we never used all of our luck last night .
Come on the ' Ton .
Believe .
 

Very well written as well. Les is actually even more talented than that. I see him as the GOT Oscar Wilde. :D

Go on Les, write us a poem for the coming trip to Wembley (y)
 
Defo, something like:

Its going to be boss at Wembley at the end of May,
Im lurking around the toilets as Ive heard Toccy is a bit gay,
The beer best be dead cold and the pizza without any fruit,
Dickov's gonna score the winning goal and web Goat as he's a beaut.

Poetry's not my thing then.
 

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