Confirmed Signing Andros Townsend

[Zezti]

Just find this bit weird on the club site:

“Everton is a massive football club and very ambitious,” Townsend told evertontv.

“They would admit I’m coming here to be a squad player."

Like, what's that about? I don't think I've ever heard a new signing say they're here just to be a squad player.

 

[Zeitgeist]

First one over the line, hope we get the other 2 soon. There is already a song for him, to the tune of Star Man by David Bowie

At least if it doesn't work out we can change dynamite to [Poor language removed]

 

[BlueVino]

I think he'll do a decent job for us.

 

[kenada_blue]

Boooooooooo

 

[BornBlue76]

Feels like 2002

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

For continuity sakes

 

[turner]

He has the appearance of a traditional family butcher who has gone halal to broaden his customer base.

 

[Steve Wigan]

Have we got rid of an original Walcott and bought two reproduction Walcotts?

 

[ToffeeTim]

Just find this bit weird on the club site:

“Everton is a massive football club and very ambitious,” Townsend told evertontv.

“They would admit I’m coming here to be a squad player."

Like, what's that about? I don't think I've ever heard a new signing say they're here just to be a squad player.

That is a very weird comment tbf

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Have we got rid of an original Walcott and bought two reproduction Walcotts?

on less than half the total pay

 

[GlosBlue]

Welcome to Everton Andros. Enjoy the ride!

 

[Cameron Manning]

I think he will surprise a few.

Hard worker with pace and something to prove. Better than throwing £25m at a Barca/Utd etc reject who sees us as a step down.

Not exciting but sensible business. Something we have often lacked since Moyes left.

Sensible business, we haven’t done much of that in the last few years, so I’m happy with this signing.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Welcome to Everton, the English Bilyaletdinov.

 

[Groucho]

Seems personable

 

[Barnfred 55]

When was the last time a signing like this worked out well for us. And if anybody mentions Paul Power I'll scream