American Food

[LinekersLegs]

 

[mezzrow]

Peppers? Seriously? Peppers? Won't order them, but won't take them off either.

Someone has slandered Minnesota (no, it's Wisconsin, gah) and Tennessee. I know people from both states, and they're sounder than that. Well, Tennessee is, anyway.

Allan Benton makes his bacon in Tennessee, and if you wrapped pineapple with some of that and cooked it, I would eat it.

His bacon is just that good. It even redeems hot greasy pineapple.

 

[RAFUH]

Just got a beef delivery to our freezer and the ribs come in singles. Never cooked ribs before (but I have other credentials for my Americanness, step back), would appreciate all suggestions for how to prepare and cook these.

This may be the summer I buy a smoker and learn this trade. I've got some brisket and loads more beef to play with.

This.

 

[SerenityNigh]

@Garrick @Tennessee Blue Mike

 

[Garrick]

Wisconsinite here.

This is really fitting for me because I just promised myself before I re-signed my lease for my apartment that this would be my last year here and that I'd start saving up to move. Portland, Twin Cities, or Austin. They're all ace and I actually have family in all 3.

And then this PINEAPPLE [Poor language removed] appears and validates my decision.

I hate you Wisconsin. I genuinely hate you. Your culture is awful. Your politics are awful. Your taste in pizza toppings is awful.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I hate you Wisconsin. I genuinely hate you. Your culture is awful. Your politics are awful. Your taste in pizza toppings is awful.

But the cheese is good and Madison has a better-than-average cross country team, so there.

 

[Pat's Van]

miami loving the steak toppings there by the look of things

 

[RAFUH]

miami loving the steak toppings there by the look of things

Uh, Pat sweetie...are you color blind or really confused about the location of Miami?

Or maybe I have once again missed some obscure English humo(u)r?

 

[mezzrow]

Uh, Pat sweetie...are you color blind or really confused about the location of Miami?

Or maybe I have once again missed some obscure English humo(u)r?

Perhaps he confused Oklahoma with Nebraska.

Miami Nebraska is a football game. Miami Oklahoma is an actual place. (yes, I know you knew that...)

Heck, I tried to call the cheeseheads Minnesota a few posts ago. I blame old age and a misspent youth.

And pineapple on pizza.

 

[Pat's Van]

Uh, Pat sweetie...are you color blind or really confused about the location of Miami?

Or maybe I have once again missed some obscure English humo(u)r?

Lol sorry, realise my mistake now, I of course meant ...er san francisco?

 

[riddick]

Wisconsinite here.

This is really fitting for me because I just promised myself before I re-signed my lease for my apartment that this would be my last year here and that I'd start saving up to move. Portland, Twin Cities, or Austin. They're all ace and I actually have family in all 3.

And then this PINEAPPLE [Poor language removed] appears and validates my decision.

I hate you Wisconsin. I genuinely hate you. Your culture is awful. Your politics are awful. Your taste in pizza toppings is awful.

Girl I dated lived in Wisconsin. She was a whore. So my view may be tainted..

Girlfriends sister lives there now tho so nooooope

 

[SerenityNigh]

Lol sorry, realise my mistake now, I of course meant ...er san francisco?

 

[SerenityNigh]

Girl I dated lived in Wisconsin. She was a whore. So my view may be tainted..

Girlfriends sister lives there now tho so nooooope

You dated a prostitute?

 

[RAFUH]

Lol sorry, realise my mistake now, I of course meant ...er san francisco?

Let me help ya out here darling.

 

[riddick]

You dated a prostitute?

Might as well should have been. Picked someone she had relations with a decade earlier up at an airport for $60, wound up [Poor language removed] them in the back of her car en route.