Ha, someone who likes déverrouillage des portes. In all seriousness, teams must watch the same DVD of us over and over again as it's repetitive.
After that they probable giggle at how predictable we are to play against. We need someone who can change that and free other players to play.
Someone who can control the tempo, move forward and get the ball out into dangerous positions. That itself would revitalise our whole team.
I think we'd see Geri flourish in such opportunities as he'd be able to run behind defences, get wide and cut in or simply swing some balls in.
All without being stuck stationary or instantly closed down as he got a ball at the tempo of a game of garden bowls.
Our game is built around getting it wide and lashing a ball in, which if we still had Duncan up top would be a wonderful tactic, I bet Duncan heads everyone of them in the net from the bench, but Lukaku hasnt headed a ball since 2014 so most of them are wasted, im not just "blaming" Lukaku, not even Zlatan standing on top of Peter Crouch could have got near most of those crosses versus Swansea.
Nor am I saying the tactics are wrong as such, but the players arent really doing what I suspect is being asked of them, they arent pressing enough and they arent really attacking with tempo, again im not bashing players here, but it seems to slow down at certain phases, it should be fast, fast, fast, but somebody puts their foot on it and the other team has 10 men behind the ball.
If we had somebody that could just see that run that Lukaku had made, cos he makes loads of good little runs, but either the pass is poor or people just dont see it, I ride him hard, his workrate at times is grim, but after 60minutes of making runs and being ignored I would prolly get a little pissed myself.
Anyway, im waffling.....
Aaron Lennon, good little squad option.