2019/20 Cuco Martina

[SteStocksDJ]

People who hate Cuco are weird. He may not be at this level, but he always puts in a shift, and never complains. He was signed to be cover for the back four, which he did to his best ability. He's also become the captain of Curacao, which is pretty cool.

Two things

I thought curacao was a liqueur

And

I reckon I’d be captain of curacao if I could switch my nationality

 

[MikeH72]

People like you are weird

He's the biggest fraud I have ever seen at a top flight team. It's not his fault no but that excuse is so cliche to every player who is awful.

He didn’t even try his best either, if you remember his actual performances.

 

[evertonarntwe]

He didn’t even try his best either, if you remember his actual performances.

Exactly mate, still remember his half arsed attempt to stop salah in the derby when he scored that goal

Hate the notion he was playing out of position like he was playing in goal or something, he was still playing full back, just on both sides.

We need to stop making excuses for these awful players

 

[MikeH72]

Exactly mate, still remember his half arsed attempt to stop salah in the derby when he scored that goal

Hate the notion he was playing out of position like he was playing in goal or something, he was still playing full back, just on both sides.

We need to stop making excuses for these awful players

The last defence of a player who has no qualities whatsoever is “well he tries his best”. But you can’t even use that one for this jester.

 

[Toffeelover]

The last defence of a player who has no qualities whatsoever is “well he tries his best”. But you can’t even use that one for this jester.

Add to that "worked hard"

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Two things

I thought curacao was a liqueur

And

I reckon I’d be captain of curacao if I could switch my nationality

It's the refuge of someone who was never gonna get a game for the Netherlands but had the option.

 

[summerisle]

This'll cheer you up.

Cuco Martina nears injury return for Everton although he won't be rushed with a decision over his future in January

Read more…

readeverton.com

 

[COYBL25]

This'll cheer you up.

Cuco Martina nears injury return for Everton although he won't be rushed with a decision over his future in January

Read more…

readeverton.com

What a life.

C/O of Koeman he should be able to retire in June now

 

[PhilM]

This'll cheer you up.

Cuco Martina nears injury return for Everton although he won't be rushed with a decision over his future in January

Read more…

readeverton.com

Sidibé and Coleman must have woke up in a cold-sweat this morning if they heard this terrific news last night.

 

[Badge1878]

Sidibé and Coleman must have woke up in a cold-sweat this morning if they heard this terrific news last night.

I just have!

 

[nsno-chris]

Deserves a run in the team

 

[nikom court]

iv heard barca have inquired about his availability,they want koeman to get all the boys back together!

 

[davids]

Deserves a run in the team

Any clues as to which one?

 

[Toffeelover]

Sidibé and Coleman must have woke up in a cold-sweat this morning if they heard this terrific news last night.

Do not know about them but reckon we did on here.

 

[Toffeelover]

Deserves a run in the team

Which team???