2019/20 Cuco Martina

f.t.r.s

Player Valuation: £15m
So what is this little parasite going to be doing every day? Is he even training?

Will go down as possibly the worst footballer ever to play for Everton FC, and yet he is our all-time 2nd-highest earning RB. Imagine being Shaggy Stevens knowing how much Cuco has earned. He has probably earned more from EFC than Shaggy did in his whole career.

Koeman and Walsh - you horrible little cretins!
Pretty sure Hibbert, pistone, neville etc earned more....
 

degsy

Player Valuation: £70m
More than £35k? I reckon Neville might have got £40-50k but defo not Hibbert or Pistone surely?
iirc, After he let slip our disorginisation at Newcastle Martinez put Garbutt on £30-33K a week then shipped him out on loan
 

Lawrence

Player Valuation: £500k
Cuckold is a legend in some quarters he is just more of a watcher than a player ! Good company with Boys Pen.
 

BillBrasky

Player Valuation: £2.5m
People who hate Cuco are weird. He may not be at this level, but he always puts in a shift, and never complains. He was signed to be cover for the back four, which he did to his best ability. He's also become the captain of Curacao, which is pretty cool.
 

evertonarntwe

Player Valuation: £40m
People who hate Cuco are weird. He may not be at this level, but he always puts in a shift, and never complains. He was signed to be cover for the back four, which he did to his best ability. He's also become the captain of Curacao, which is pretty cool.

People like you are weird

He's the biggest fraud I have ever seen at a top flight team. It's not his fault no but that excuse is so cliche to every player who is awful.
 

ClausThomsen

It's "Ice Lolly" and Asda has no prefix
So what is this little parasite going to be doing every day? Is he even training?

Will go down as possibly the worst footballer ever to play for Everton FC, and yet he is our all-time 2nd-highest earning RB. Imagine being Shaggy Stevens knowing how much Cuco has earned. He has probably earned more from EFC than Shaggy did in his whole career.

Koeman and Walsh - you horrible little cretins!
Nothing like the worst player to ever pull on the shirt. Terrible yes but far from the worst and his attitude doesn't seem off.
 

toffee82

Player Valuation: £225k
People who think he's the worst player to play for us are fortunate not to have seen too much of us in the 90's but also unfortunate to have missed the 80's!
 

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