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It was obvious to anyone who paid vague attention to general football over the last 10 years that his tactics and management style don't work anymore and are getting worse. It was obvious to anyone that he was an excuse merchant and pretty despicable human being who only won the Geordies over...

Worst Manager Ever

Self important blame deflecting stubbornly defensive joyless tactically inept slug of a decade out-of-date egotistic maniac who is determined to throw everyone else under the bus while he turns us into a small club to prove himself correct. Wake me up when he's sacked.

Hate to quote myself but....

Sacked 7th December I reckon. 1 draw 2 defeats and an absolute humping by City in next 4 games. Beaten by 4 goals versus the RS. Lingering like a bad smell until a pathetic limp 2-0 loss to Arsenal. Gone the next day.

Not sure what the point is of being all nice and doing the "now he's here I'll give him a chance!" guff Half of us never wanted him here in the first place Half the the remaining fans will want him gone after suffering a few games of dull defensive football Half of the rest will want him gone...

Can't believe how many think that someone who is at least 10 years past his best-before is still a good manager - he is literally as good as Steve Bruce right now. Please give us all some examples of other managers who used to be good and win things then spent a decade in the doldrums with his...

Sunday afternoon soooooooo....... made a table! Started with the most voted players, then got bored and gave up. Very rough guesses at the figures here. Contribution is purely my opinion of what they managed to do for the club and what I say would have been a reasonable price to pay for it...

When we signed him I expected several things, but this being Everton mostly I expected the usual mix of slight hope and then despair and then apathy. I didn't expect to fall in love with football again. Still expecting us to Everton this right up, any day now

Head. Looks like shoulder from most angles but in the very last clip of it on MotD when they are talking about DCL the angle is more from the other side and it shows he plants a firm header and it was a bloody great finish

He was my absolute hero when I was growing up and today has been absobloodylutely brilliant. Makes you remember why you're still a toffee even after all these years of misery. No idea if he might be any good long term, and today I don't really care. Thanks Big Dunc fella! COYB!

Just something Kovac will be saying on the touchline next match I thought

Domenic Calvert-Messi

In twelve years, Silva with his head held high, proud to have lead Everton to their best ever finish in the Conference

I have a bad feeling he's spending most of his time trying to stop Bill from getting Moyes in and trying to stop Moshiri from getting Hughes/Pardew/Allardyce in.

I'm talking about a caretaker for a couple of matches..... You make one of the current staff a caretaker because they know where to park, and if you haven't noticed pretty much everyone who works at Everton who won't be sacked with Silva is an ex-player! Not overly happy with the jobs for the...

Gallardo has River Plate playing in a cup final in a couple of weekends time... Any of the ex-player coaches will do until then! Actually I honestly wouldn't mind Unsworth back in for a couple of weeks just because I'm pretty sure he would volley at least Morgan and Siggy and maybe a couple of...

Obligatory "Rooney only joined because he thought it was called Instagran" joke

If the Richarlison £50m broke the transfer window circus last summer is anything to go by, we've actually only paid ten bob for him with a couple of mill in add-ons

Is he Reinier than a wet Wednesday night in Stoke?