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    Match Thread Everton v Manchester City - Team Prediction, Match Report & MotM Poll

    At some point this season, City will wake up and remember who they are and the current front runners will realize they are playing for second place. However, this match isn’t it. We convert a chance or two this time out and walk away with a well earned point at 2-2. Merry Christmas Toffees!
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    Match Thread Everton v Fulham - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

    Tempting …, however, think of all the significant others in our respective lives who would then be getting full whack of our embittered self-loathing! These match threads are a societal “air-wick” hoovering up our angst and keeping it from the general population. Anyways, fire all guns, damn...
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    2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    “Gentlemen. We can rebuild him. We have the technology.”
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    2022/23 Demarai Gray

    A Completely agree, and I actually like Gray a lot and believe he is one of the few players we have that can actually change a match given his pace. However, he is almost the definitional player to sell at the prices being quoted as he is at the dead center of a Venn diagram of almost every...
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    The club's new motto

    quomodo ceciderunt fortes
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    Match Thread Leicester City v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

    Tonight’s “fortune cookie” fellow Toffees. I take it as a sign from above that good things are afoot! 1-2 to us somehow.
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    Relegation 2022/23

    “Mr. Kurtz, he dead.” Heart of Darkness, Joseph Conrad
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    Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll.

    Two roads diverged in a wood and [Everton] ... drove a tank right up the middle of the road! Honestly, if not now, when?
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    Relegation 2022/23

    Maupay?
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    Relegation 2022/23

    Prescient! Lotto numbers next mate, hook us up!
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    Match Thread Liverpool vs Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

    Mate, have you just admitted online to knowing what getting pegged means? Doh… now I have too! ? Anyways, take a 1-1 draw all day here. Happy weekend everyone!
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    One word to describe our club

    Pusillanimous
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    2022/23 Nathan Patterson

    Not having any of this mate! These days I exist almost exclusively on the invective hurled at this upstart right back from “other parts” of the globe and you have the temerity to slide in on your prawn sandwich and make well-reasoned points about a long-standing, well-acknowledged problem area...
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    Match Thread Everton vs West Ham United - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

    Or perhaps a limerick? There once was azul named Chico who hemmed and hawed ‘bout a preview. By the time it was done Match ‘O The Day had run and The Toffees had left Moyesie glum!
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    Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

    With a nod towards Ivanhoe, we could refer to ourselves as “los desheredados,” (the disinherited ones.)
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