Well that was a bit chastening. Monday’s very premature unofficial big fourth place decider was a bridge too far (pun...
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Thud. What was that? Can’t see anything so must be nothing. At some point you’ve no doubt stopped and tried...
Welcome to the final third of the season. Usually by this point Everton, and their zany audience, are in various...
And so it was, finally, that the long awaited invasion of the red planet with no atmosphere was a success....
I’m writing this out of nothing more than compulsion, certainly not hope. Consider “this” a stool sample, an MOT, renewing...
Resistance is the mother of turmoil, a wise person never once said. This journey around the sun we partake in...
In an increasing world of conspiracy it’s commonplace to search for hidden meaning and suspect the innocuous. Which puts...
There’s a general rule of the thumb that when things are going alright at Everton that it’s a precursor to...
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall? No need to answer as, well, that’s your business but Everton...
Everton back at it then, but whisper that quietly. You only write when we’re winning could be angled I suppose,...
Welcome back, ambiguous opening line fanciers. And with two foul swoops on the south coast that was it, the Walton...
Well that was quite the hullabaloo wasn’t it? A mildly controversial Merseyside derby erupted into a widespread witch hunt and...
