Zlatan

[blue61]

I call BS

Welcome Big Sam.

 

[MondayHater]

Big Dunc manager and player assistant Zaltan? The most feared manager team in the league?

 

[Bagpuss]

Welcome Ancelotti and Zlatan.... Have heard that Witsel is ours too. What a time to be alive!

 

[ossie_21]

Zlatan leading the line with Poch or Ancelotti in charge.

The state of us ffslol

 

[PeregrineT]

Zlatan is my all time favorite player, I would love this just to be able to get an Everton jersey with his name on it. Wise? I dont know. But hes freakin Zlatan.

 

[tonka1878]

He'd flog a few shirts.

 

[Tel001]

“what is an Everton?”

Usually when someone messes up something “ he’s done an Everton”

 

[Vic Flange]

Welcome to Everton, you beautiful monster.

As manager

 

[Baggzio]

Not gonna happen for a simple reason of his ego being bigger than a house and not gonna want to join a club where he can’t be number 9 or 10 as they’re already taken. Obviously there’s literally dozens of other reasons he doesn’t come but this is a very clear example of why. Same reason Ronaldo wouldn’t join anywhere without the number 7 now, it’s his brand.

 

[Seathestars]

£4 Million a year and a bevvy with his mate Rooney every week.

 

[Igrok]

Zlatan and DCL - dream

 

[little elfin]

Are we stupid or we are stupid?

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

I dunno what's funnier. The idea that some people actually believe that Ibrahimovic would even touch our mess of a club with a stick. Or the fact that some of our fans are actually turning their noses up at him while we have the likes of Niasse and Tosun leading the the charge for us!

 

[everton fan number one]

Player manager- double wages- sorted.

 

[Gaffa]

Not gonna happen for a simple reason of his ego being bigger than a house and not gonna want to join a club where he can’t be number 9 or 10 as they’re already taken. Obviously there’s literally dozens of other reasons he doesn’t come but this is a very clear example of why. Same reason Ronaldo wouldn’t join anywhere without the number 7 now, it’s his brand.

That's ok. Release DCL and his shirt becomes free