Zlatan

[Nymzee]

I don't know why we all subject ourselves to these rumours. Its like when you get chatting to a really nice bird in town and she's letting you buy her drinks all night and you keep thinking to yourself, I think she may actually come home with me
But she doesn't and she doesn't say bye either

MUG

 

[Nymzee]

Love Zlatan me, would give him a billion quid for 6 months.

 

[orly]

Zlatan and Moyes.

Yes please

 

[Brisan123]

Everton - the retirement home for those too decrepit even for the MLS

Even as old as he is Zlatan would guarantee you 20 goals a season if he stayed fit.
One season and he could teach DCL and Kean a lot.
He also rates Ancelotti a lot
Maybe all pie in the sky but I’d take him in a heartbeat

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Welcome to Everton, you beautiful monster.

“what is an Everton?”

 

[Yarrgh]

I don't know why we all subject ourselves to these rumours. Its like when you get chatting to a really nice bird in town and she's letting you buy her drinks all night and you keep thinking to yourself, I think she may actually come home with me
But she doesn't and she doesn't say bye either

Tell us more ...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Zlatan and Moyes.

Yes please

“out on tae the wing son!! Wit ya dan in the penalty box????”

 

[COYBL25]

Zlatan and Moyes.

Yes please

Even better, Zlatan and Vitor.

The heavens are aligning.

 

[MondayHater]

Dunc V Zlat would be the biggest PPV ever

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Player Manager. Calling it now.

 

[Eggs]

....he’s almost as old as me.

 

[COYBL25]

Player Manager. Calling it now.

Statue next to Dixie.

 

[cronullasharks]

Samuel Eto'o played for us once so why not

 

[ToffeeDan]

I don't know why we all subject ourselves to these rumours. Its like when you get chatting to a really nice bird in town and she's letting you buy her drinks all night and you keep thinking to yourself, I think she may actually come home with me
But she doesn't and she doesn't say bye either

Plus you end up with Blue Balls

(LMGTFY)

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Pfft, he's just a Swedish Andy Carroll anyway....