Zlatan

[MarkHollis]

Get Gaza back on a 6 month player manager deal while we are it.

Can we still get Landon Donovan on loan until end of season?

 

[Toast]

Can we still get Landon Donovan on loan until end of season?

No, but the purse snatcher Bradley Wight-phillips is available.

 

[APN_EFC]

I don't know why we all subject ourselves to these rumours. Its like when you get chatting to a really nice bird in town and she's letting you buy her drinks all night and you keep thinking to yourself, I think she may actually come home with me
But she doesn't and she doesn't say bye either

Worse than that. She is only chatting to you cos she wants your mate, and actually thinks he's buying her the drinks, cos you're too cheap and stupid.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Not for me.

 

[Zezti]

I'd rather have the option of Zlatan from the bench, than Tosun.
Doubt he'd be happy just on the bench though.

 

[orly]

Even better, Zlatan and Vitor.

The heavens are aligning.

Hoof the ball

HOOOOOOOOOOF









OH MY GOD ZLATAN HAS JUST DONE A 45 YARD SCORPION KICK BLAMMO WITHOUT IT TOUCHING THE GROUND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

 

[COYBL25]

Hoof the ball

HOOOOOOOOOOF









OH MY GOD ZLATAN HAS JUST DONE A 45 YARD SCORPION KICK BLAMMO WITHOUT IT TOUCHING THE GROUND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

Zlatan and Vitor in matching armbands.

Oh my days.

 

[magicjuan]

To be fair, he dominated MLS this season. He got bored with it. I think he could still perform at this level TBH

We have a 'level'?

 

[Great Dane]

He would instantly become the best player ever to wear an Everton shirt. People either love or loathe him, but there is no denying that he is one of the best players there has ever been, and will still score goals for fun.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

I really don't know how to feel about this one.

Please tell me what to think @davek
We need your mighty wisdom on this important matter.

 

[Toffeelover]

Another OAP coming for a pension.

 

[alwaysblue]

He would instantly become the best player ever to wear an Everton shirt. People either love or loathe him, but there is no denying that he is one of the best players there has ever been, and will still score goals for fun.

Love him....

 

[PhilRegan]

Even at his age he could probably still choose his club in many ways. Just cant see him at us

 

[mahermi1]

He would instantly become the best player ever to wear an Everton shirt. People either love or loathe him, but there is no denying that he is one of the best players there has ever been, and will still score goals for fun.

Yes but I can see why some are moaning, why would we like an absolute monster, who can hold the ball up and score loads of goals, wonder goals as well, the mind boggles.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Another OAP coming for a pension.

Not sure a bloke about as rich as Tommy Graveson needs a pension tbh.