Zlatan

[polish]

Welcome to Everton, you beautiful monster.

 

[Baines' left foot]

A monumental bell end.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

A monumental bell end.

Who scores goals.

Welcome you sexy Swedish Slav

 

[Parker]

What a lovely thought.

But hes going back to Milan.

 

[polish]

A monumental bell end.

I love him to bits. Everton shirt with a Zlatan at the back would be a dream.

 

[Gaffa]

I don't know why we all subject ourselves to these rumours. Its like when you get chatting to a really nice bird in town and she's letting you buy her drinks all night and you keep thinking to yourself, I think she may actually come home with me
But she doesn't and she doesn't say bye either

 

[abelard]

Everton - the retirement home for those too decrepit even for the MLS

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

I'd want this just to see how he'd react to Schneiderlin just prancing about aimlessly on the pitch

 

[andy4efc]

Everton - the retirement home for those too decrepit even for the MLS

Clueless.

 

[GwladysBlue]

No thanks

 

[Papa Shango]

Everton - the retirement home for those too decrepit even for the MLS

1 player

1 player who we have not even signed!

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Everton - the retirement home for those too decrepit even for the MLS

To be fair, he dominated MLS this season. He got bored with it. I think he could still perform at this level TBH

 

[john jako]

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

The king of blammo.

But sadly, I think he's past it for a league as fast as ours.

 

[Bungle]

I don't know why we all subject ourselves to these rumours. Its like when you get chatting to a really nice bird in town and she's letting you buy her drinks all night and you keep thinking to yourself, I think she may actually come home with me
But she doesn't and she doesn't say bye either

I feel like Zlatan has become a side issue in this thread and we've just discovered someone that really needs our help.