Worst Individual Performances at Goodison

[witchdoc187]

JULIO DID VERY BAD FINGERBLAST WITH MRS ANANAS IN UPPER BULLENS. DAMAGE KNUCKLE

Hahahaha. Magic. Julio Magic fingers

 

[Charro]

Cba going through this thread but I trust someone has mentioned Simon Elliot?

 

[Noble Savage]

I'm really trying to remember the game when Stuart Barlow was sent off . He was bloody dreadul that whole month .

 

[Noble Savage]

Does anyone remember Joe Harper. Dear me.

I always remembered Harper as a good player . I'm going to have to investigate this further .

 

[witchdoc187]

Yobo tying his laces... I think that was a home game ?? Shocking

Charlton away and a massively fat Andy Reid scoring from 30 yards according to my rotting brain

 

[Kantareller]

I've seen the likes of Sigurdsson and Iwobi have proper shockers at Goodison in recent years, but was just thinking then and remembered the very worst Goodison performances from either side I can think of (beyond obvious ones like Nyarko/Koldrup) - it's this disasterclass from Paul McShane.



Terrible defender who had a career solely off somehow starting at United's academy.

What's the worst one-off individual performance you've witnessed at home?

We were kind to him in the pre-match magazine, labelling him "the rock in defence" or something like that. Didn't turn out to be so...

 

[PigNose1878]

I always remembered Harper as a good player . I'm going to have to investigate this further .

I remember him as not too bad, not as bad as he is painted on here.
He had a belting game in Brian Labone’s testimonial, 1973, Didn’t score, but put himself about a bit.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

James Beattie broke the transfer record, wore the no 9 shirt and went a whole season with no goals from open play. I'm not sure he got too many assists either.

Didn't help when Bill referenced him alongside a certain WR Dean when he signed

 

[kev]

James Beattie broke the transfer record, wore the no 9 shirt and went a whole season with no goals from open play. I'm not sure he got too many assists either.

TBF injuries and suspensions meant that he was missing for most of his first season with us.
He was our top scorer the following season (albeit with a pitiful 10 goals)

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Besic when he gifted that goal to Chelsea as a sub.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

That game where he was running alongside Gallas and headbutted him for no reason was ridiculous. He looked so out of his league when he initially came

Yes, that was just mad

 

[CairnsToffee]

Ancellotti’s performances last season

Shocking and abysmal football, right up there with Walter Smith style of football

 

[Khalekan]

Lescott versus Arsenal.

 

[Khalekan]

I can’t remember any stand out bad performance……just a series of nondescript appearances after he was signed to partner Big Bob on the strength of scoring Goal Of The Season circa 1978.

Blackpool Mickey Walsh.

 

[evo1878]

Paul McShane without a shadow of doubt. You couldn’t help thinking we were never going to stop scoring that day and he probably knew it too.

second place Neville versus Wigan. Not close to McShane but you absolutely knew watching him that his career was over that day.

Laughably embarrassing was Niasse’s debut. The first 10 minutes, he ran and skipped around, clapping when one of his teammates made a pass. Watching how oddly he behaved was like I was watching a dream of what it’d be like as a fan to be on the pitch with a live game going on around me.