Where in the world have you been?

Swindon, Wiltshire. Horrible town centre. A patchwork quilt of terrible newbuilds. Really convenient for far better places within 30-45 mins.

Coventry. Avoid. Super! SUPER FRANK! Binley mega chippy. That is all.

Cluj-Napoca, fabulous city. Incredibly hot in summer. Mad thunderstorms. Incredibly cold in winter. Great bars and eateries.
Coventry is just "[Poor language removed] OFF" written in poured concrete.
 
Swindon, Wiltshire. Horrible town centre. A patchwork quilt of terrible newbuilds. Really convenient for far better places within 30-45 mins.

Coventry. Avoid. Super! SUPER FRANK! Binley mega chippy. That is all.

Cluj-Napoca, fabulous city. Incredibly hot in summer. Mad thunderstorms. Incredibly cold in winter. Great bars and eateries.
Doesn’t Swindon have that stupid magic roundabout in the middle of it ? About 8 mini roundabouts with one larger one in the middle ?
 
Might have to do one of those tier lists for the many American cities I have lived in or visited. Pittsburgh and Portland are right at the top. Coming in dead last, Tulsa.
 
North Korea. Guided tour, fascinating but barely credible facts provided.

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PS that's not my real head.
 
My favourite city to visit was probably Chicago. So much to see and do and people were much friendlier than the east coast.

Living in Australia these days I have a soft spot for Adelaide. A CBD in the loop of a river, great bars, great cricket ground and close to the Barossa.
 
Doesn’t Swindon have that stupid magic roundabout in the middle of it ? About 8 mini roundabouts with one larger one in the middle ?
That's the best bit about Swindon - the roundabout (seriously there's not much else to shout about - the council in the 60s and 70s made sure anything architecturally interesting or beautiful was flattened for multi storey car parking and drove family owned shops out of town to make space for "anytown" brands. Without irony, today theyre busy flattening those car parks to turn them into ... checks notes ... smaller car parks). There are 3 remaining interesting old buildings of note - 2 have been derelict for over 30 years, the 3rd, the Oasis Leisure Centre with its iconic dome that inspired the band of Mancs into their name, joined that list 10 years ago.

The magic roundabout works brilliantly though ... 5 major roads cross, 5 mini roundabouts, you can go around clockwise or anticlockwise - its a compulsory part of a driving test there and there is never any real congestion. Locals use it as if its not there. Visitors might be comforted that dotted around the roundabout is a burned out Wimpey burger, the fire station, an ambulance station and an undertakers.

It has worked so well (seriously) that recent councils have started to replace roundabout around the town with traffic lights and overcomplicated interchanges designed to meet government targets for traffic congestion and increased revenue via (wasted) fuel duty etc.

There's nothing else here ... nothing ... there's a 30 mile radius exclusion zone of any useful or interesting shop or supplier... everything is tat. Expect to pay at least 10%-20% more for any used car or house within that exclusion zone. The local beer Arkells, is the most hit and miss brew you'll ever encounter- it can be exquisite, it can be like the water you steep your football socks in. Sadly its the latter in 90% of the pubs largely because the average Swindonian thinks Carling is the very height of sophistication.

Dont ever come, don't ever visit. In fact now you've read this Swindon advert your best bet is to tear your eyes out with a spoon in case you're tempted.
 

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